Urdu Funny Shayari

Urdu Funny Shayari

Urdu Funny Shayari

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Urdu Funny Shayari

(1) Na jaane kab koi taara toot ja

Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye,

Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chut jaaye,

Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo,

Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..!!



(2) Kashmir ki vadiyon mein, Barfe

Kashmir ki vadiyon mein,

Barfeeli hawaon mein,

Jheel ke kinare Heer ko Ranjhe ne jo kaha,

Wohi baat main tumse kahta hoon,

SWEATER PAHENO THAND LAG JAYGI !



(3) Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho,

Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho,

Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Kharab Karte Ho,

Bhejte Ho To Bhi Kaya Bhejte Ho,

Khud Ka Bheja To Chalta Nahi,

Doosron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho.



(4) Wo aaye mere dar pe, khuda ki

Wo aaye mere dar pe,

khuda ki rahmat hai,

kabhi hum unko,

kabhi recycal bin ko dekhte hai.



(5) Charon taraf hai faili moonlit

Charon taraf hai faili moonlite,

Machhar bhi dene ko betaab hai aapko luvbite,

Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight,

Bole to wo sweet dreams wala ‘Good Night’



(6) Kisi shayar ne kaha.. Zindagi

Kisi shayar ne kaha..

Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,

Kisi aashiq ne kaha..

Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,

Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,

Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!



(7) Na chemistry hoti na main stud

Na chemistry hoti na main student hota,

Na ye lab hoti na ye accident hota,

Abhi practical mein aayi nazar ek ladki,

Sundar thi naak us ki test tube jaisi,

Baton mein us ki glucose ki mithas thi,

Sanson mein ester ki khushboo bhi sath thi,

Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuchh is tarah ka pyaar,

Bin piye hi ho jata hai alcohol ka khumar,

Benzene sa hota tha uski presence ka ehsaas,

Andhere mein hota tha radium ka abhas,

Nazrein mili, reaction hua,

Kuchh is tarah love ka production hua,

Lagne lage us ke ghar ke chakkar aise,

Nucleus ke charon taraf electron hon jaise,

Us din hamare test ka confirmation hua,

Jab us ke daddy se hamara introduction hua,

Sun kar hamari baat wo aise uchhal pade,

Ignesium tube mein jaise sodium bhadak uthe,

Woh bole, hosh mein aao, pehchano apni auqat,

Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi gold ke saath,

Ye sun kar tuta hamare armanon bhara beakar,

Aur ham chup rahe benzaldehyde ka kadwa ghoont pee kar,

Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara kam chalta na tha,

Aur lab mein hamare dil ke siwa kuchh jalta na tha.



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