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(1) Na chemistry hoti na main stud
Na chemistry hoti na main student hota,
Na ye lab hoti na ye accident hota,
Abhi practical mein aayi nazar ek ladki,
Sundar thi naak us ki test tube jaisi,
Baton mein us ki glucose ki mithas thi,
Sanson mein ester ki khushboo bhi sath thi,
Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuchh is tarah ka pyaar,
Bin piye hi ho jata hai alcohol ka khumar,
Benzene sa hota tha uski presence ka ehsaas,
Andhere mein hota tha radium ka abhas,
Nazrein mili, reaction hua,
Kuchh is tarah love ka production hua,
Lagne lage us ke ghar ke chakkar aise,
Nucleus ke charon taraf electron hon jaise,
Us din hamare test ka confirmation hua,
Jab us ke daddy se hamara introduction hua,
Sun kar hamari baat wo aise uchhal pade,
Ignesium tube mein jaise sodium bhadak uthe,
Woh bole, hosh mein aao, pehchano apni auqat,
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi gold ke saath,
Ye sun kar tuta hamare armanon bhara beakar,
Aur ham chup rahe benzaldehyde ka kadwa ghoont pee kar,
Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara kam chalta na tha,
Aur lab mein hamare dil ke siwa kuchh jalta na tha.
(2)
A man received d phone
fr
A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D
(3)
Sardar driver ko
Sardar driver ko Road accident KERNE
par Pakar liya Gaya.
Judge:
accident kaisay
huwa.
Sardar:
O pata nai G Main te Sutta hoya c...

(4)
Ek Murgha Murgi k
Ek Murgha Murgi k peche bhag raha tha k Train accident se murgi mar gai.To murga udas ho ker bola:
MARHOOMA Bohat NAIK thi JAAN de di magar
PAPPI nhi di.

(5)
Sardar was arrest
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I dont know sir I was sleeping

(6)
Memon k bete ka a
Memon k bete ka accident hova.
Dr:ap k bete ki dono tangen ktni parey gi
memon:sir pakr
k beth gaya
Dr:kia hua
memon:afsos horha hy kal hi nai chapal dilai thi

(7)
Plz call me,
its
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya
hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat KaRNa
.
.
WaRNa
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

(8)
if u came 2 knw a
if u came 2 knw abt
If U Came 2 Knw Abt The Following Evnts,Wt Wil B Ur 1st Reaction
1.My Marriage
Ans:
2.My accident
Ans:
3.My Death
Ans:
4.Gone Abroad
Ans:
5.Seen Wd A B-FRIEND
Ans

(9)
Yesterday
my mobi
Yesterday
my mobile had an accident
with Motorolla
admitted
in
LG hospital, Sony avenue SAMSUNG Center
Dr. Nokia says
matter is serious
SMS Needed now
plz donate sms
as soon as possible

(10)
Husband wanted to
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, ââ.¬Å.Howââ.¬â.¢s the
situation?ââ.¬Â
He was shocked & nearly
died on hearing the reply.
They said, ââ.¬Å.Itââ.¬â.¢s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last
one was a duck!ââ.¬Â..:-P
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