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(1) Na chemistry hoti na main stud

Na chemistry hoti na main student hota,

Na ye lab hoti na ye accident hota,

Abhi practical mein aayi nazar ek ladki,

Sundar thi naak us ki test tube jaisi,

Baton mein us ki glucose ki mithas thi,

Sanson mein ester ki khushboo bhi sath thi,

Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuchh is tarah ka pyaar,

Bin piye hi ho jata hai alcohol ka khumar,

Benzene sa hota tha uski presence ka ehsaas,

Andhere mein hota tha radium ka abhas,

Nazrein mili, reaction hua,

Kuchh is tarah love ka production hua,

Lagne lage us ke ghar ke chakkar aise,

Nucleus ke charon taraf electron hon jaise,

Us din hamare test ka confirmation hua,

Jab us ke daddy se hamara introduction hua,

Sun kar hamari baat wo aise uchhal pade,

Ignesium tube mein jaise sodium bhadak uthe,

Woh bole, hosh mein aao, pehchano apni auqat,

Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi gold ke saath,

Ye sun kar tuta hamare armanon bhara beakar,

Aur ham chup rahe benzaldehyde ka kadwa ghoont pee kar,

Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara kam chalta na tha,

Aur lab mein hamare dil ke siwa kuchh jalta na tha.







(2) A man received d phone fr


A man received d phone

from emergency room of hospital



Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car

accident & I've bad n good news.

The bad news is,

She has lost both arms n legs n

will b on a respirator d rest of her life.



Man: 0h my God, whats the good

news?



Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D










(3) Sardar driver ko


Sardar driver ko Road accident KERNE par Pakar liya Gaya.

Judge:

accident kaisay huwa.

Sardar:

O pata nai G Main te Sutta hoya c...







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(4) Ek Murgha Murgi k


Ek Murgha Murgi k peche bhag raha tha k Train accident se murgi mar gai.To murga udas ho ker bola:

MARHOOMA Bohat NAIK thi JAAN de di magar PAPPI nhi di.







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(5) Sardar was arrest


Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I dont know sir I was sleeping







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(6) Memon k bete ka a


Memon k bete ka accident hova.
Dr:ap k bete ki dono tangen ktni parey gi
memon:sir pakr k beth gaya
Dr:kia hua
memon:afsos horha hy kal hi nai chapal dilai thi







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(7) Plz call me, its


Plz call me,

its urgent.

Ek accident ho gaya hai.

.

.

.

.

.

Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,

Plz mana mat KaRNa

.

.

WaRNa

.

.

GADHA mar jayega







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(8) if u came 2 knw a


if u came 2 knw abt

If U Came 2 Knw Abt The Following Evnts,Wt Wil B Ur 1st Reaction

1.My Marriage

Ans:

2.My accident

Ans:

3.My Death

Ans:

4.Gone Abroad

Ans:

5.Seen Wd A B-FRIEND

Ans







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(9) Yesterday my mobi


Yesterday

my mobile had an accident

with Motorolla

admitted in

LG hospital, Sony avenue SAMSUNG Center

Dr. Nokia says

matter is serious

SMS Needed now

plz donate sms

as soon as possible







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(10) Husband wanted to


Husband wanted to call the hospital

to ask about his pregnant wife,

but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, ââ.¬Å.Howââ.¬â.¢s the situation?ââ.¬Â

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, ââ.¬Å.Itââ.¬â.¢s fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!ââ.¬Â..:-P











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