Urdu Bacche Sms

(1) na jane kyon mere

na jane kyon mere kadam

us maa ki jholi dekhkar tthehar gaye,

wahin per tow uska baccaha

bhook se roye ja raha tha.

bacchey ki bhook ko mehsoos kar

maa ke aansu bhi

laal rang pakad chuke tthey.

uski adhkhuli chaati ka

doodh sookh jo chuka tha.

wahin kuch bhookey bhediye

maa ka shareer ghoor rahe tthey.

woh uss maa mein

aurat talaash rahe tthey.

apni aankhon se jaise

nimantran de rahe hon

uss laachaari ko.

majboor maa duvidha ke

gehre saagar mein doobti

bacchey ki bhook ki khaatir

har kadam utthaaney ko

majboor thi tayaar thi.

samaaj ki aisi vyatha

ko dekhkar mujhe

ghrinaa ho gayi thi khud se,

laga jaise yeh ââ.šÂ¬Ã‹Å“samaajââ.šÂ¬Ã¢.žÂ¢

mera hee tow naam hai.

~~~

(2) Khuda Kare Ki Tujhe Aisi Beema

Khuda Kare Ki Tujhe Aisi Beemari Lage
Tu Budhape Mein Bhi Kuwari Lage
Darjan Ho Jayein bacche Tere
Tu Phir Bhi Hum Ko Pyari Lage

(3) Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.

(4) Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

(5)   Qayamat tak tujhae yaa

Qayamat tak tujhae yaad karenge,
Teri har baat per atibar karenge,
Tujhe SMS ka
e ka tu nahi kahenge,
Per phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karengay.


Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai ...
paisa...
...mout... ...aur...
... aur...
...aur...
mera SMS..


Hello!!
What"s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call
it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!


Angels r moving from door to door today
dropping heavenly blessings.
I prayed to God they get to your door
as they just left mine.

Na chahat hai sitaron ki,
Na tamana hay nazaroon ki,
Aap jaoisa ek dost mila
tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..

Mere SMS je charche jahan main hone lage,
log mere diwane hone lage,
khushnasib ho tum,
jo tumhae SMS mila,
jise nahi mila wo,
mobile patak patak ke rone lage!

Zindagi jeene ka bahane bahut hian...
kis kis ko SMS karun
kambkhat is nacheaz ki deewani bahut hian..!!


Shadi KaRNa tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL bana tha per MUMTAZ mili nahi,
ab kismat khuli,
shadi hue,
ab TAJMAHAL banana chahta hon,
per ya MUMTAZ marti nahi!



Is kadar hamari Dosti ka imtehan na lijiye!
Kyo ho khafa ya bayan to Kijiye!
Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi galti!
yu SMS na karke hame SAZA to na Digiye!


jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho,
wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho,
aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..



Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai,
padhe bhi to kya padei yaar
mujhe mobile me bhi  teri tasveer nazar ati hai!


Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hay ki khoob sare sms
ki bottle chadni pedegi so plz donate SMS,
its urgent..

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya?
kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya?
bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!

Laher aati hai,
Kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai,
dil main simat jati hai.
dono main farak sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai,
aur yaad har waqt atti hai!

Apni fariyaad meri ki meinu yaad rakhi,
Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi,
jo ve pyar karde ne tenu unna wichon mera pyaar yaad rakhi,
bhave meinu sabna toh baad rakhi......

Kya kar rahe ho?
busy ho?
kitne buzy ho?
thode ho?
ke bohat ho? 
ager thoda ho tu SMS kyo nahi karte ho?
aur ager zyada ho to,
SMS kyo padh rahe ho??:!

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjosi ki bhi haad hoti hai..!

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghass ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwass ho tum,
Per jo bhi ho yaar,
Dost jhakass ho tum...

There r 8 ways 2 describe u
...:nice
...friendly...
so cute...
loving...
very sweet...
funny...
charming...
thoughtful..
in short,u r juz like me...

The day that I'll die,
when death replaces birth,
I'll recognize angels' faces, '
cus I live with one on earth..

 
Like a rose needs water,
like a season needs change,
like a poet needs a pen,
I need you!!

When I think,
I think of you,
when I look, I want to look at you.

 
I am crazy about you,
even if it seems to become an obsession

If you were a tear
I would never dare to cry.
I might lose you !

(\_/)
(=.=)
(")(")
a sweet little rabbit,
just like you,
because I love you!!

kisses... I miss you ...
I need you ...
More and more ....
each day ...
I love you ...
more than words ...
can ever say

Push down if you miss me...
that is sweet of you ......
Very sweet indeed ....
You can stop now .....
You really miss me,
hé :-) .... me too ******

Love stops being a joy
when it stops being a secret.

If a big fat man creeps
into your bedroom one night
and stuffs you into a bag,
Then do not worry 'cause
I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

Real love is the history of enormous patience.
My eyes were set on you...
it was love at first sight...

3 words made my heart beat faster,
3 words made my legs shake
3 words made my head spin,
3 words: I love you!

It must have been a rainy day
when you were BORN,
but it wasn't really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautifull angel...!

Being in love is when she looks at you
and says: I would like to be a cannibal.

To the whole world you are somebody....
but to somebody you are the whole world

Love is as a war,
easy to start but hard to end..
I would love you only little
when I would be able to say
how much I love you!...
Kiss

I wanted to put something incredibly
beautiful,
sweet,
nice,
sensitive,
******
and funny on your mobile screen,
but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

One who smokes has a smoky heart;
one who drinks has an alcoholic heart.
So dear U must STOP eating sweets
as u r already a SWEETEHART!

(6) Sardar to girlfriend: Darling

Sardar to girlfriend: Darling main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwaale mana kar rahe hain?
Girlfriend: Tumhare Ghar main kaun kaun hai?
Sardar: 1 Biwi Aur 3 bacche

(7) Hamza, Abdullah NOOR,TARIQ ZID

Hamza, Abdullah NOOR,TARIQ ZID kar rahe they MONKEY Dekhna hai...


Apke Ghar ka ADRESS Diya hai,


2_3 Bar Jump mar k dikha dena,


bacche Khush ho jayege...

(8) Sardar to girlfriend: Darling

Sardar to girlfriend: Darling main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwaale mana kar rahe hain?
Girlfriend: Tumhare Ghar main kaun kaun hai?
Sardar: 1 Biwi Aur 3 bacche.

(9) Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjosi ki bhi haad hoti hai..!

(10) Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.