Urdu Bandar Sms

(1) Kon Kehta Ha Lata

Kon Kehta Ha Latakne Se Qadd Lamba Hota Hai,

"Doctor"

Agar AiSa hota To bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote,

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/"/\ o teri khair

_/"\_ye to socha hi nai ;-)

(2) somebody wants 2

somebody

wants 2 kiss

u

close

ur eyes

ummmmaaaaaaahhhh



ok..

satisfied

noe open

ur eyes..

;;

x(@..@)x

"(8)"

MAZA AYA

bandar PAPPI LE GAYA.

(3) Pyar na rahe to w

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,

Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,

Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe vaRNa,

bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

(4) Meherban..!Kadar-

Meherban..!
Kadar-dan..!
Dekh tamasha
Meri Jaan,
Yeh,
bandar
Ab
SmS parhay ga.
Or
Muskraye ga
Or SmS
Forward kar k
Apni Hoshyari dekhaye ga..

TAALIYAIN.!

(5) ;; o( @..@ )o

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o( @..@ )o

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Paichan kaun?

bandar bi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

(6) Ek bar kuch banda

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

(7) Banta ped pe chad

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Banta: Apple khane.

bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

(8) ;; o( @..@ )o "

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o( @..@ )o

"(---)"

Paichan kaun?

bandar bi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

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(9) Ek bar kuch banda

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

(10) ahanumi Bandar: H

ahanumi bandar: Hazrat Syedina Hatim Asim( Radhi Allahu Anhu) Farmate Hain Gheebat Ka
e wala aur choogal Khor donon Jahanum k