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(1) A man walks into his bathro


A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.

He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere.

And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any other caped crusader.

How did he do this?

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Answer: He shoots him in the Mirror









(2) Valentines day is


Valentines day is either of these two things

1) crying in the bathroom because your boyfriend left u

OR

2) making love in the bathroom







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(3) Its been a rough


Its been a rough day.I got up this MORNING,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom







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(4) Zarori HidayatIs


Zarori Hidayat
Is Ko Ignore Na KaRNa

Ek Dam Kisi K
Samney Dosti Ka
Hath Na Barhaya Karo
Kya Pata K




Us

Ne

bathroom Se Aane A Baad Hath Doheye Hain Ya Nai@







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(5) Bohat Mushkil ho


Bohat Mushkil ho jata hai us waqat jawab dena ...


Jab Banda bathroom mein ho aur GIRL FRIEND Puch Le... janu Kia kar rahy ho??..:-D







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(6) 1 Pathan bathroo


1 Pathan bathroom mein betha tha..!



Samne likha tha k Paani ka zyada istemaal karein..!




Woh, bethay bethay..!


3 lotay paani pee gaya..! (';')







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(7) "Main Kal ja Raha


"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"

K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi

Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai

Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai

Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai

Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein

Hai

Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai

Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai

Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai

Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai

Bangali To Pan Khata Hai

Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai

Lota To bathroom Mein Hota Hai

bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai

Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai

Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai

Istri











(8) Its been a rough


Its been a rough day.I got up this

Its been a rough day.I got up this MORNING,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom







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(9) Chota sardar:"amm


Chota sardar:
"amma, raat main bathroom Da darwaza kholiya te light aapi jal gae"
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AMMA,
"O haraam diya,
tu fair frige wich mutar kr ditta.?







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(10) Chota sardar : Mu


Chota sardar : Mummy kal rati jadun minu susu aaya te main bathroom da darwaga kholaya te light uppuy jal gae Mummy: oa khotaya tu fare fridge which susu kar dita







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