Urdu Besharam Sms

(1) American Mother: Gud night

American Mother: Gud night my son

indian Mother: shub Raatri beta

Arabic Mother: shab Bakhair

Apni Mother: besharam ,mobile de oor laga hoOnda hai har wakat, mar so ja ab.. :)

(2) Sheikhon ki ladki: ammi m

Sheikhon ki ladki:

ammi maine galti se sabz sitara ki goli kha li, ab kya karun?



Ammi: ari besharam, ab jaldi se chudwa le WaRNa woh goli bekar jayegi...:-/

(3) Usay Kaha Tha K "

Usay Kaha Tha K "Tumhaari Shalwar Phati Hui Hai" Faraz....



Lekin Woh besharam Muskura K Kehta Hai...

"Holay Holay Se Hawa Lagti Hai." :-)

(4) Son to sardar ÃÂ

Son to sardar

ââ.šÂ¬Ã‹Å“papaââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â


5+5 kitne hotay hain?

Sardar

ââ.šÂ¬Ã‹Å“ullu de pathay,

nalaiq,

Idiot,

besharam,

Gadhayââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â


Tujhe kuch nahi ata..

Jaa andar se calculator la.!!

(5) Son:papa 5+5 how

Son:papa 5+5 how much

Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,

ja jake andarse caliculater la

(6) Memon Larki: Ammi

Memon Larki:

Ammi maine ghalti se sabz sitara ki goli kha li, ab kya karun?

Ammi: Arri besharam

ab jaldi se chudwa le WaRNa goli Zaaya ho jayegi

Uff Memon ;-)

(7) Usne kaha Aalam-e

Usne kaha

Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main

Jan Aaj kuch sitam kar do

Mujhe karo itna pyar ke sub kuch khatam kar do

Lipat jao mujhse mujhe besharam kar do

Mene kaha Aajo meri jan aur light band kar do

Phir usne kaha ruko meri Jaan

Pehle ye batao

Kisne kaha tha k PEPSI pe 5 rupay kam kar do .?.?.

(8) Thought Of D Day... "Garmi Aur

Thought Of D Day...
"Garmi Aur Beizzati
Jitni Mehsoos Karogay Utni Lagegi..."
So Be Brave & Be besharam.!
Enjoy The Life.
Think Hatke...:-)

(9) Sardar: I Love U Ka Kya Matlab

Sardar:
I Love U
Ka Kya Matlab Hy?

Girl:
Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun.

Sardar:
Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyan To Buhat besharam Hyn.
Ek Bat Ka Matlab Kya Pocha Free Hogaen.

(10) Sardar: I Love U Ka Kya Matlab

Sardar:
I Love U
Ka Kya Matlab Hy?

Girl:
Ma Tumse Pyar Karti Hun.

Sardar:
Aaj Kal Ki Larkiyan To Buhat besharam Hyn.
Ek Bat Ka Matlab Kya Pocha Free Hogaen.