Urdu Bimari Sms

(1) 1 admi tyzi sy 1 dokan my d

1 admi tyzi sy 1 dokan my dakhil howa aur bola

doctor sab, mujy kon si bimari hy. ?

Ankhon ki 

kion keh baher agr aap board parh lyty to jan jaty keh  yeh doctor ki nahi hajjam ki dokan hy.

Hajjam ne jawab diya.

(2) Pani pine k adaab me se he k p

Pani pine k adaab me se he k pani ko choos kr chote chote ghont piyen, bare bare ghont pine se Jigar ki bimari paida hoti he

(3) Dill torne walon

Dill to
e walon ko saza Q nhe milti

Hr ksiko pyar KRNe ki dua Q nhe milti

Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?

(4) Sardar Hakeem Se

Sardar Hakeem Se

Mjhy bimari Hy

Khany K Bad Bhook Nhi Lgti

Sonay K Bad Nend Nhi Ati

Kam Karo To Thak Jata Ho

Hakeem:

Sari Rat Dhop May Betho Thek Ho Jao ge.

(5) 1 sardar maleria

1 sardar maleria se kanp raha tha.
Doctor aya or pocha kya howa h?
us k bete ne kaha k:
bimari da te kuj pata nai par Abba swair da "VIBRATION"te laga hoya ae.

(6) Dosto aaJ hum 1 a

Dosto aaJ hum 1 aJib-0-Garib makhloQ k bare me parheNGe,

Is Jandar ka nam hai
GIRLFRIEND,

G han
GIRLFRIEND
Ye aksar BoyFRIEND k 7 pai Jati hai,

Inki pasndida Ghiza BoyFRIEND ka BHEJA hai,

Inhe aksar Naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue Dekha Jata hai,

Is Jandar ka sbsey khataRNak hathiyar RONA or Emotionaly Blackmail KaRNa hota hai,

GirlFRIEND rakhne pr TENSION nam ki bimari ho Jati hai, Jo laa ilaaJ Hei!




MORAL:
Life is Achi without a bachi.

(7) Sardar maleria se

Sardar maleria se kanp raha tha doctor aya or pucha kya huy hy?us ka beta bola bimari da te kuj pata nai par abba swair da Vibration te lagya hoya ay.

(8) 10 Muharram ul Ha

10 Muharram ul Haram ko Gusl kareto

tamam sal INSHAALLAH bimariyo se aman me rahega

kyonki is din Aabe Zamzam tamam paniyo me pahuchta hai

(9) Assalam-O-Alaikum

Assalam-O-Alaikum!

Jis Ghar k afraad rozan aadha ghanta mil kar beghair baatain kiay durood sharif

(Sallah-o-Alla Mohammad Sallah-o-Alaihi wa alehi wasalm) Ka wird karain gay

Inshallah Us k ghar main khushian hi khushian aain gi, bigray kaam ban jain gay, aanay wali musibatian tal jain gi, rizq ki farwani ho jai gi, job k maslay hal ho jain gay, bation k rishtay ho jain gay, Her tarah ki bimari say shifa mil jay gi, goya her tarah ki mushkil, pareshani door ho jay gi, .

Agar jis ghar main rozana adha ghanata durood sharif parha jay tu agar poray mulk main zalzala aay tu bhi wo ghar mehfoz rahay ga.

(10) GHAM, LALACH, AUR

GHAM, LALACH, AUR HASAD VO bimariAN HIN JO INSAN KO ANDAR SAY KHATAM KAR DETI HIN