Urdu Boyfriend Sms

(1) 1 larki bahot romantic ho k

1 larki bahot romantic ho k apnay molvi boyfriend

say



aaj main boht khush hon

Mango kia mangtay ho



Molvi sharma k bola:

Iss sal zakat hamary Madarsy ko dena.

(2) 1 larki bahot romantic ho k

1 larki bahot romantic ho k apnay molvi boyfriend

say



aaj main boht khush hon

Mango kia mangtay ho



Molvi sharma k bola:

Iss sal zakat hamary Madarsy ko dena.

(3) 1 larka larki ko utha k l

1 larka

larki ko utha k le gya

jab rape KRNy laga to bola

apny boyfriend ko

kaho k teri izzat bachaiy

larki boli: tum apna kam kro us ****** ko sms paRNy do

(4) Mom:Boyfriend Jab

Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo "DON'T"

Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna

"STOP"

2nd day Beti:

MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha

"DON'T STOP"

(5) Valentines day is

Valentines day is either of these two things

1) crying in the bathroom because your boyfriend left u

OR

2) making love in the bathroom

(6) Girl's father- Ma

Girl's father- Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k
sath guzare. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yahan se le jane aya hun

(7) Girlfriend:ItÃ

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight

Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,

Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,

Boyfriend:Forget it.

.

.

.

.

We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

(8) Papa- Beti 12th K

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogiââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â
?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish..

(9) Husband 2 Wife :

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ?? Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De?.

(10) Valentines Day Is

Valentines Day Is Either Of These

Two Things

1) Crying In The Bathroom

Because Your Boyfriend Left U

OR

2) Making Love In The Bathroom