Urdu Chaiye Sms

(1) Aurat bache k 7 gift shop p

Aurat bache k 7 gift shop per gai

Bacha zid KARNe laga khilona chaiye

Aurat: Khan isko darao ye

zid kar raha hai



Pathan: Oye bhenchod, randi ka bacha, zid kerta hai,

Hum teri maa ki choot main

ghus k chalang mare ga

Ab zid kare ga?



Aurat: Bharwe bus ker ab to is ki maa b dar gai hai.

(2) Akbar:Anarkali tu

Akbar:Anarkali tuje kia chahiye

Taj ya Takht.

Jahapanah muje na hi taj chaiye na takht .

Bas aik connection chahiya.....

UPS ka........

(3) Qayamat k roz 1 n

Qayamat k roz 1 neki ki kmi se insan jahanam me jaega.

Laailaha ilallaho Muhamadur Rasoolulah

1 bar parhne se 4000 nekia mlti hain.

Ab jtni chaiye utno ko send kro.

(4) Kashish honi chai

Kashish honi chaiye yaad ka
e ki,

lamhe to apne aap mil jate hain.

Waqt hona chaiye sath GUZARNe ke liye,

bahane to apne aap ban jate hain..

(5) Kyun kehte ho isa

Kyun kehte ho isa marz ki dawa nahi

Zulfon se uljhana ab khel nahi

Kareeb aakar door ho jao yeh berukhi bhi toh sahi nahi

Tere dar par aaye hai Yun muh modna sahi nahi!

Tumko dekha hi nahi,

Yun nazaron se mile nazar yeh ab mumkin toh nahi

Par jaane kuyn pukar tumhari lautkar aati hai

Intezaar ki ghadiyan kyun ab beganon si nahi

Din beet jayenge zamana badal jayega

Mausum aayenge aur apna sehra pehnayenge

Mat chedo geet pyaar ke

WaRNa hum doob jayenge

Chand ko chandani pasand hai,

Sagar ko laherien,

Phaisla yun toh mushkil hai ki kisko hum apna dost kahen

Dost ko dosti pyaari hai.. Toh ab guroor karke hum karen kya

Aey chand tujhe chandani ki kasam

Tujhe pukarte sagar ki lehron ka vasta

Chand sa chehra pu
ima sa khila

Hothon ki lali kya kehti hai bata Tu na ja.. Na jaââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â


Teri mehfil mein ankhiyan becchaiyen kahde hai,

Saamne ho tum.. Chehra chupayen khade hai!

Tum jo dard bibhana jano

Toh hum wafa tum sang kar chalein hai!

(6) IMAM QABA AUR SAU

IMAM QABA AUR SAUDI ARAB KY 70 ULAMA KARAM NE ( HELLO ) KaRNy YA KEHNY KO HARAM QARAR DIYA HY KYUN KY ENGLISH MAIN ( HELL ) KA MEAN ( JAHNUM ) KY AUR ( HELLO ) KA MEAN ( JAHNUME ). MUSALMANO KO chaiye IS GANDY LAFZ KY BAJAYE DUA KY LAFZ ASSALAM O ALUIKUM ( TUM PAR SALAMTI HO ) ISTAMAL KAREN

PROUD TO BEE A MUSLIM

(7) Ek Larki Sarak Pe

Ek Larki Sarak Pe Akeli Ja Rahi Thi

Piche Se Ek Boy Bola :

Ghar Tak Lift Chaiye Kya?

Girl: Bhag Ja Saley 3 Din Se

Lift Le Rahi Hu Abi Tak Ghar Nhi Pahunchi ;-(

(8) acha dost kitni d

acha dost kitni dafa hi kune na root jaye usay mana lena chaiye.

kiuke tasbeey k daney kitni dafa kune na bekher jaine chune liye jatey hane.

(9) Bacha: Mama Mujhe

Bacha: Mama Mujhe Bhai Chaiye

Mama: Beta Aap K Papa U.S.A Gae Hue Hain Wo Aa Jaen Phr Sochen Ge

Bacha: Mama Aap Driver Se Baat Karo Papa Ko Surprise Denge. .

(10) Golden words Zin

Golden words

Zindagi mein 2 logon ka khyal lazmi rkhna chaiye,

1-jis ne aap ki jeet k liye sub kuch hara ho

2-jis ne her dukh sukh mein aapko hi pukara ho.