Urdu Channel Sms

(1) Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha

(2) Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)

(3) shaher ki is door mein door ka

shaher ki is door mein door kar KaRNa kia ha
Agar yehi jeena ha dostoon tu phir MaRNa kia ha
Pehli barish mein trin late hone ki fikar
Bhool gaye bheegte hoye tahlna kia ha
Serial k sare kardaroon ka haal ha maloom
Magar Maa k dil ka haal pochne ki fursat kahan ha
Ab rait pe nangaye payoon tahalte kyun nahi
108 hain channel magar dil bahalte kyun nahi
INTERNET se sari dunia se touch main hain
Paroos mein kon rahta ha jante tak nahi
Mobile,Landline sab ki barmar ha lekin jo jigri dost tak jaye aise taar kahan hain
Kab doobte suraj ko dekha tha yaad ha
kab jana tha raat ka guzRNa kia ha
Agar yehi jeena ha dostoon tu phir MaRNa kia ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(4) an God!! (astagfi

an God!! (astagfirullah) & some non sense Muslims & FM channels ignore the biggest non pardonable sin "shirk" & listen these songs wich is a conspiracy a

(5) Apka ghar hai ? T

Apka ghar hai ?

Tv hai?

Kon se channel

aate hai?

Table hai?

Chair bhi hogi?

Apke ghar me

chipakali hai?

Billi hai?

Kutta kyo

nai hai?

Audio hai k

cd k dvd?

Home theater

kyo nai hai?

nal hai?

Pani aata hai?

Fridge hai?

Bara hai k chota?

Thanda karta hai?

ice banata hai?

Kon c

company ka hai?

To dusri Company ka

kyo nai hai?

Fan hai k AC?

Coolr kyo

nai hai?

Phone

nai hai?

haiââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â
ACHHA.

phir tu NET bhi Ho GA?

Chalta hai kya?

Orkut per account bhi hoga ??

To ScRaP ka
e main bill aata hai kya

nahi ata to karoo na yar

(6) Pakistan ke sab n

Pakistan ke sab news channels Aur bewaquf Awam

Ek aisi larki ko Welcome ka
e mai ajkal lagay hai

Jo bol rahi hai main Shoaib Malik ki bewi hon

Lekin pakistan ki Baho ya Beti nai hon

Aur mujpe pakistani fakhar na karay

Aur dusre taraf hamare pak ki beti yani Aafia Siddiqui

Jiska umar qaid ka Faisla next month Aanay wala hai

Uspe sab news channel aur bewaquf awam chup baite hai.

Plz think and Forward to all Pakistani.

(7) 'Dars_E_Quran, D

'Dars_E_Quran,

Dars_E_Hadees,

Dars_E_Masail,

Qaol_E_Aoliya,

Namaz, Roza, Zakat, Gusal, Wazoo, kis Tarha Sahih Ada Hote Hain ? Jan'ny Ke Liye

Dekhtay Rahay Madani channel.

JAZAK ALLAH.'

(8) "jo apnay musalma

"jo apnay musalman bhai ko us ki chahat ki cheez khilaye ALLAH TA'ALA usay dozakh par haraam kar day"

daikhtay raho Madani channel

(9) Apko kaisa lagega

Apko kaisa lagega..

Agar neend me apka haath bistar se bahar nikle aur bed k neeche se koi use pakar le

Ya aap channel badlen aur har channel me ek hi picture dikhe

Ya aap ki chaddar apne aap sarakne lage

Ya aap beech raat me aankhen kholen or dekhen k chhat se koi apko dekh rha hy

Ya aap pani peene uthen aur khirki k bahar se burhiya bole "1 glass mere liye b le aana"

Khair chhoro in sab baato ko.

Maine to

Good nightkehne k liye msg kiya tha.

(10) Hello Kia Haal Ha

Hello

Kia Haal Hai?

Kia Ho Raha Hai?

Aap Kahan Rehte Ho?

Kitne Rooms Hain?

Shadi hui?

Kitnay bache hen?

Ghar Men T.V Hai?

Kon Se channels Aate Hain?

Table Hai?

Chair Bhi Hogi

Janwer Paalte Ho?

Billi Hai?

Music Sunte Ho?

Phir Audio System Bhi Hoga

Nalka Hai?

Pani Aata Hai?

Fridge Hai?

Fan Hai Ya A.C?

Phone Hai?

Wire Less Hai Ya P.T.C.L ?

Mobile Hai?

Nokia Hai Ya Koi Aur?

Sim Hai?

Balance Bhi Hoga?

To SMS Kion Nahi Karte? kanjoos..!