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(1) Boss:Ye tum itne


Boss:
Ye tum itne chotey chotey kapre q pehnti ho.
Secretary:
Kya krun sir! itni salary me itne chotey hi kapre atey hein
Boss:
Chalo phir aaj se salary band.;)







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(2) A BOY N GIRL OF N


A BOY N GIRL OF NURSERY CLASS GO TO THIER TEACHER N ASKED.

BOY: KIA chotey BACHO K BACHE HO SEKTE HAN

MISS: NO NEVER

BOY TO GIRL: DEKHA TUM AISE HI DER RAHI THI







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(3) “S


ââ.¬Å.Sardioââ.¬â.¢n Ka Mausam Momin K Liye

Bahaar Hy Is ki Lambi Raateiââ.¬â.¢n

Ibadat k Liye Kafi Hyn Aur Chotey Din,

Rozay K Liye Saazgar Hynââ.¬Â
ââ.¬Â



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(4) Bachpan K Dukh Ki


Bachpan K Dukh Kitney Ajeeb Hotey they,

Tub to sirf Khiloney Tora karty they..

Wo Khushiyan bhi Janey Kesi Khushiyan thi,

Titlyon k par nouch k Uchhla karty they..

Chotey they to Makr-o-Fraib b chotey they,

Dana dal k chirya pakra karty they...

Paon mar k Barish k Pani mein,

Apni naou aap daboya karty they..

Apney jal jany ka b ehsaas na tha,

Jalty hovey sholon ko cheera karty they...

Ab tou ek ansoo b ruswa kar deta hai,

Bachpan mein tou jee bhar k Roya karty they.











(5) Larki: Jaan Chote


Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.

Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.

Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?

Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.

Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.

Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.

UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein

ââ.¬Å.HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANAââ.¬Â











(6) Raat Ke Andehere


Raat Ke Andehere Mein Pati Patni Ke Bedroom Mein Sune Gaye Dialogs

Patni: ââ.¬Å.Jaanu Chotey Wale Surakh (Hole) Nahi, Bade Wale Surakh Mein Daloââ.¬Â

Pati: ââ.¬Å.Andhera Itna Hai Yaar, Surakh Nazar Hi Nahi Aa Raha.ââ.¬Â

Patni: ââ.¬Å.Esa Karom Surakh Par Apni Ungli Phero Mehsoos Ho Jayega, Phir Ander Dal Denaââ.¬Â

Pati: ââ.¬Å.Wah! Ungli Sey To Andhere Mein Bhi Surakh Mill Gaya.ââ.¬Â

Patni: ââ.¬Å.Jan Ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal Do.ââ.¬Â

Pati: ââ.¬Å.Poora Andar Chala Gaya, Uuf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein Headphone Ki Pin Mobile Mein Laganaââ.¬Å.











(7) Al-Quran: Or Hum Unko (Qayamat

Al-Quran:
Or Hum Unko (Qayamat K)
Barey Azab Se Pehle (Chotey Azab)
Azab-E-Dunya Ka Bhi Mazah Chakhaen Ge,
Ta K Shayad Hamari Taraf Laut Aaen
(Al-Sajdah,V#21)





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(8) Anti Misba- Aaj se sex krte

Anti Misba-



Aaj se ****** krte waqat main



Tumhara L*N muu mei nhi



Dalu ge







Major Rohail-



Kyu Janu?







Anti Misba-



Doctor ne chotey GOSHT se



Mana kya hy



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(9) Bachpan K Dukh Kitney Ajeeb Ho

Bachpan K Dukh Kitney Ajeeb Hotey they,

Tub to sirf Khiloney Tora karty they..



Wo Khushiyan bhi Janey Kesi Khushiyan thi,

Titlyon k par nouch k Uchhla karty they..



Chotey they to Makr-o-Fraib b chotey they,

Dana dal k chirya pakra karty they...



Paon mar k Barish k Pani mein,

Apni naou aap daboya karty they..



Apney jal jany ka b ehsaas na tha,

Jalty hovey sholon ko cheera karty they...



Ab tou ek ansoo b ruswa kar deta hai,

Bachpan mein tou jee bhar k Roya karty they.

Kashif Raza

03323250704







(10) Yeh dosti ka rista tootne na k

Yeh dosti ka rista tootne na kabhi

AA dost tu mujse rothay nan kabhi

krtey han har pal ye dua

Door Rah kr bhi apna saath chotey na kabhi



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