Urdu Cricket Sms

(1) is shart py khilen ge india

is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari

(2) 12 se 20 saal ki Larki FOOT

12 se 20 saal ki Larki FOOTBALL ki tarha hoti hai,

1 K Peechay 22 Log!





21 se 30 ki Larki cricket BALL Ki tarha hoti hai,

1 k hath Aati hai,

Baqi Taliyan Bajatay Hain!





30 se 40 saal ki Larki nahi hoti,

Wo Aunty hoti hai

Jo TABLE TENIS ki BALL ki tarha hoti hai

1

Kehta Hai Tu Rakh

Dosra Kehta Hai Tu Rakh!

(3) Love affairs:Some

Love affairs:Something like cricket,

where one-day inte
ationals are more popular than a five-day test

(4) 2 sardar wathcing

2 sardar wathcing match

When dhoni hits a boundry

1st dekho goal hua.

2nd abbe tu sardar hi rahega,

goal isme nahi cricket mein

hota he

(5) Cricket is gettin

cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20ââ.�¬Â�


Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play ââ.�¬â€œ No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders ââ.�¬â€œ To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out ââ.�¬â€œ Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over ââ.�¬â€œ Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

(6) Exam based on twe

Exam based on twenty twenty format!

cricket has reached exciting levels with the introduction of twenty twenty ... Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions:-

1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.

2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.

3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.

4. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall.

(Wowââ.�¬Â�
!!! I will love this....!)

5. Introduce fair play awards.

6.Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written!

(7) Cricket match, Wi

cricket match, Wife and husband

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,

husband smart banke aya or bola,

â€Ã.
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?â€Ã.�

tabhi wife zorse chillayi’

CHAKKAAAA!!!

(8) Husband wanted to

Husband wanted to call the hospital

to ask about his pregnant wife,

but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, ââ.�¬Å.�Howââ.�¬â.�¢s the situation?ââ.�¬Â

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, ââ.�¬Å.�Itââ.�¬â.�¢s fine. 3 are out,

hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!ââ.�¬Â..:-P

(9) sta da yare mey k

sta da yare mey koshishona okral

laka cricket mey so machona okral

zulfe che sta rata rayade shuwale

ma da raqeeb sara tasona okral

ta pa yarkaro rala zra oweshto

kho mada saber so stapona okral

sta da kose na tar zamung da kose

ma tol singalo ke razona okral

dedan da sta che sho khata zamana

Reqeeb per deer zeyat Apelona okral

(10) Mehsoos Ho Rahi H

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...