Urdu Degree Sms

(1) We live in a "COUNTRY&

We live in a "COUNTRY"



1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN

(2) Marriage: It's an

Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

(3) CONGRATS" U have

CONGRATS" U have been awarded an M.B.A degree

For not Smsing me.

MBA means 'Member of Bhikari Association'

Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A's.

(4) Ey sady LAHORE da

Ey sady LAHORE da bazar

hovy

Klay ring di Honda car hovy

Aghay bethi degree Colage di

mutyar hovy

Dekh k kuryan khen

Khas"@bi" werga koi

sada v yaar hovy

(5) (,")//''//(",) ch

(,")//''//(",) cham

)) (( cham

LL ,Ã.šÃ‚¡ /,cham

8 aany ki chhalia 8 aany ka paan Chal mere ghore hindustan

.

Pakistan me kuch b nhi

Bus me betho to jagah nhi

Ghr jao to bijLi nhi

Peeny ko saaf pani nhi

Khany ko roti sasti nhi

Dakoo or Doctor me frq nhi

degree he to nokri nhi

Aese Shadi hoti nhi

Petrol he to sasta nhi

Gharibon ka yahan pe koi nhi

Cham cham cham

Ho gaya khatam.:Ã.šÃ‚¡!

(6) Some Real FactsOf

Some Real Facts
Of 2Day's World;

2Day We hv
Bigger Houses
But
Small Families_

More degrees
But
Less Common Sense_

Advanced Medicines
But
Poor Health_

V hav Touched the Moon
But
Knw n0thng abt our Neighbours_

High Income
But
Less Peace of Mind_

B'coz

We Believe IN ALLAH
BUT
Do Not OBEY HIM_

May ALLAH BLESS US All!

(7) Degrees Of Girls!

degrees Of Girls!

Send it to Your Friendz and See k Wo Tumhe konsi degree denge?

B.A: Beautiful Angel

B.E: Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc: Beautiful Stupid Chulbuli

B.L: Beautifully Loyal

MBBS: Much Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM: Basically Confidence of Mohabbat

B.B.A: Beauty Bold & Active

L.L.B: Love 4 Loyal Boy

Ph.D:Perfect Heart Dream Girl.

But Reply Me First.

(8) Class main betho

Class main betho to jaga nahi

Ghar jao to bijli nahi

Peene ko saf pani nahi

Khane ko roti sasti nahi

Dakoo aur Doctor main farq nahi

degree hai to nokri nahi

Sache sache jaenge

Parh k nokri paenge

Parhai ka bharam tut gaya

Baap ka paisa doob gayaaa

(9) People of humor a

People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.

(10) School- a place w

School- a place where papa pays & son plays

life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur

life so tht you can die rich

nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills

marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his

bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree