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(1) Sardar to doctor: When I


Sardar to doctor:

When I sleep, monkeys

play football in my dreams.



Dr:No problem,

just take this medicine b4 sleep.



Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.






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(2) Teacher:Bare hokr kiya bano gy

Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY doctor"



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(3) Angraiz: Muje Sardar bana


Angraiz:

Muje Sardar bana do

doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga

Angrz:ok

doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia

Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:

A laka naswar rawra

 






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(4) Lady doctor ek Pathan se


Lady doctor ek Pathan se





Tm roz clinic k bahir khare ho kr aurton ko Q ghurte ho?



Pathan:

Baji ap ney hi bahir likha hoa hay Aurton ko dekhny ka time 9 se 1 taK....?






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(5) Pathan: yar ye Doctor Par


Pathan:

yar ye doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh



paate hen,





Sardar:Wo likhte hen:

"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.






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(6) Doctor implants a New Ear t


doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing....






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(7) 1 admi tyzi sy 1 dokan my d


1 admi tyzi sy 1 dokan my dakhil howa aur bola



doctor sab, mujy kon si bimari hy. ?



Ankhon ki 



kion keh baher agr aap board parh lyty to jan jaty keh  yeh doctor ki nahi hajjam ki dokan hy.



Hajjam ne jawab diya.






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(8) A man received d phone fr


A man received d phone

from emergency room of hospital



doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car

accident & I've bad n good news.

The bad news is,

She has lost both arms n legs n

will b on a respirator d rest of her life.



Man: 0h my God, whats the good

news?



doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D










(9) 1 Charsi apni bv ko doctor


1 Charsi apni bv ko doctor k pas lay gya



Wo bachay ki umeed se thi



doctor ne pet check kr k kaha

iiss me gas hy



chand roz bad phir aya doctor phir bola

iss me gas hy



charsi ne apna ******doctor ko dikhaya

aur kaha



isss ko check karo ye ******hy ya CNG pump.










(10) Faraz kya milan ki ab justu


Faraz kya milan ki ab justujoo karein,

Tabiyat zyaada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karein






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