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(1)
Sardar to doctor:
When I
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

(2) Teacher:Bare hokr kiya bano gy
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY doctor"

(3)
Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana
Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana do
doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra

(4)
Lady doctor ek Pathan se
Tm roz clinic k bahir khare ho kr aurton ko Q ghurte ho?
Pathan:
Baji ap ney hi bahir likha hoa hay Aurton ko dekhny ka time 9 se 1 taK....?

(5)
Pathan:
yar ye Doctor Par
Pathan:
yar ye doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh
paate hen,
Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.

(6)
Doctor implants a New Ear t
doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing....

(7)
1 admi tyzi sy 1 dokan my d
1 admi tyzi sy 1 dokan my
dakhil howa aur bola
doctor sab, mujy kon si bimari hy. ?
Ankhon ki
kion keh baher agr aap board parh lyty to jan jaty keh yeh doctor ki nahi hajjam ki dokan hy.
Hajjam ne jawab diya.

(8)
A man received d phone
fr
A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D
(9)
1 Charsi apni bv ko doctor
1 Charsi apni bv ko doctor k pas lay gya
Wo bachay ki umeed se thi
doctor ne pet check kr k kaha
iiss me gas hy
chand roz bad phir aya doctor phir bola
iss me gas hy
charsi ne apna ******doctor ko dikhaya
aur kaha
isss ko check karo ye ******hy ya CNG pump.
(10)
Faraz kya milan ki ab justu
Faraz kya milan ki ab justujoo karein,
Tabiyat zyaada kharab ho to doctor se rujoo karein

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