Urdu Donkey Sms

(1) your as big boned

your as big boned as father christmas claus your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!

(2) your as big boned

your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!

(3) 1 DONKEY ro ro k

1 donkey ro ro k gir gira k eltija kr rha tha

ya ALLAH mjy perhny ki tofeq do
Wo lmhy qoboleat k thy us ki dua kbol hoe
Ab MashaALLAH
Wo ye msg perh rha ha

(4) A Camel,Cow & don

A Camel,Cow & donkey discusing who is da Best?

Camel:i help in movng heavy Loadz

Cow: I gve Milk
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Tum kuch to bolo tmhari izat ka sawl hay.

(5) A Sardar was play

A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey:

Friend: Aray Waah! Tera Gadha to bohat Intelligent hai.

Sardar: Khaak intelligent hai.

4 Main se 2 to Main Jeeta hon

(6) What is the diffe

What is the difference between

Monkey & Donkey ?

Monkey saves this message

&

Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is ursââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â
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..:p

(7) Islamic Knowledge

Islamic Knowledge

1. Farishtoon mein sab se pehle kis ne sajda kya?

2. Hazrat Adam (A.S) jab jannat se nikale gae to kitne sal tak rote rahe.?

3. Hazrat Muhammad (P.B.U.H) ki Hazrat Idrees (A.S) se mulaqat kab or kahan hui.?

4. Sab se aakhir mein kon sa janwar hazrat Nooh ki kashti me swar huwa.?

5. ISlam ka purana naam kya hy.?

Answer:

1. Israfeel

2. 180 saal

3. Shab meraj 4 Asman pe.

4. Gadha (donkey)

5. Deen Hanif

sb ko bat ao.

(8) 20 Rupees hain aa

20 Rupees hain aap ke pass or aap ne 20 Animals kharedney hain,

Animals ki Price hain....!

Camel: 4 Rupees

Horse: 50 paisas

Donkey: 25 Paisas

Challange 4 All

(9) Hazrat Osama bin

Hazrat Osama bin Zaid (R.A) biyan krtay hain kay mein nay AAP (S.A.W.W) ko farmatay hoa suna:"Aik Shakhs ko Roaz-e-Qiyamat laaya jai ga aur Issay Aag mein daal dia jai ga,Is ke aantarian nikal aain gee aur woh in ko lay kay Iss tharah chakar lagai ga,Jiss tharah gadha(donkey) Chakkee mein chakar lagata hai.Itnay mein Jahanamy Iss kay Pass Jama ho jain gay aur kahein gay.Aay Fulaan!tughay kia hoa hai?kia tum Naike ka hukam nahe daite thay aur buraai say nahe rooktay thay?woh kahay ga:Haan!yaqeenan mein naike ka hukam to krta tha,likan khud Naike nahe krta tha aur burai sy(doosroun ko) Mana to krta tha,likan khud is ka irtiqaab krta tha:"

Sahih Bukhare(6/331-Fath)

Sahih Muslim (2989)

(10) A boy was driving

A boy was driving a car,

A girl was tring to overtake him rashly.

Boy:"Hey...Buffalo!"

Girl shouts back:"u pig,donkey,stupid!"

then she accidents and hits a buffalo crossing the road.

Moral:girls never understand what boys r tring 2 say?