Urdu Earthquake Sms

(1) Just As Treasures Are Uncovere

Just As Treasures Are Uncovered
From The Earth So Virtue Appears
From Good Deeds And Wisdom Appears
From A Pure And Peaceful Mind.
To Walk Safely Through The Maze Of Human Life
One Needs The Light Of Wisdom
And The Guidance Of Virtue.
Opinion Haz Caused More Trouble
On This Little Earth Than Plagues Or earthquakes..

(2) Suraj Hua Madham, chand bhi


Suraj Hua Madham, chand bhi chalne laga , mein thehra raha , zamin chalne lagi sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, Yeh pyar nahi earthquake hia ! BHAAG!

(3) Wife: There is an earthquake


Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping?

Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..

(4) Duniya ke 7 badtareen Aafaton

Duniya ke 7 badtareen Aafaton ke naam



1:earthquake



2:Hurricane



3:Volcano



4:Landslide



5:Cyclone



6:Pathan



7:Sardar !!! ;-)

(5) 1.Height of poverty: Wife sti

1.Height of poverty:

Wife stitching husbands condom.



2.Height of innocence:

A girl applying ClearSil to her nipples thinking they are pimples



3.Height of ambition:

An ant is climbing on the leg of an elephant with a motive of rape



4.Height of Unemployment:

Spider web found in a prostitutes pussy



5.Height of laziness:

A naked man sleeping on top of the naked woman expecting an earthquake to do rest of the work



6.Height of patience:

A guy standing in a line to ****** his wife....

(6) Suraj hua maddham Chand jal n

Suraj hua maddham
Chand jal ne laga
Aasma yeh hai
Kyo pighal ne laga
Main tehra raha
zameen chal ne lagi
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!

(7) Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi c

yle="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi earthquake hai ! BHAAG !