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(1)
A Mouse Doing S****X with a
A Mouse Doing S****X with an elephant Under a
Coconut tree, Suddenly Coconut falls on elephant's head.
elephant shouted with PAIN.
Mouse: ok 0k i will do SLOWLY

(2)
A group of elepha
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A ******y female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600

(3)
Mouse To Elephant
Mouse To elephant:
2 Din K
Liye Apni Kameez Dena.
elephant:
ââ.¬Å.Haââ.¬Â
.Haââ.¬Â
.Haââ.¬Â
..
Pehney
Ga Kya ??ââ.¬Â
Mouse:
Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent
Lagwana Hay..
(4)
English Officer W
English Officer Was Announcing And Pathan Was Translating O People" A Zantalaaqo" its announced hardly"Yo kuss tezan elan waawre" if any one interfare in Gove
ment"Ka cha Sarkar sara kuna guta
oka" he will be finished elephantly"No pa kona ke warla Hatiyan wachom"that,s all"Tenga kay"
(5)
The country known
The country known as the Land of White elephant is
Thailand

(6)
An
Elephant
Cow a
An
elephant
Cow
and
a Khota
Arguing whos the Best
elephant:
I help move heavy loads
Cow:
I give milk
.
.
.
.
kuchh bol yar
Its ur TURN now!
(Ã.¯`vÃ.´Ã.¯)
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Princeââ.¬Â
(7)
An Elephant meets
An elephant meets an Ant.
elephant: Tmhari umer kitni?
ANT:25
elephant:
25 saal or itni
choti?
ANT:
I use lux!
Meri beauty se meri age ka pata hi nhi chalta
ANT:
Ur age?
elephant:
5 saal.
ANT:
5 or itney Baray
elephant:
NIDO jo peta
hunnnn... :-:-)
(8)
ITTLE POEM 4U
Bir
ITTLE POEM 4U
Birds mis u
Lions mis u
elephant mis u
Monkies mis u
&
They say to u
Where r U?
Come back 2 Zoo
Come back 2 Zoo
ZOO is not ZOO
Without U

(9) Lady Techer: Btao Bacho..
A- A
Lady Techer: Btao Bacho..
A- Apple
B-Bag
C-Cat
D-Dog
E-elephant
F....?
Student: Faraz..

(10) An Elephant Has 5 Bananas N He
An elephant Has 5 Bananas N He Is Hungry,
But He Doesnt Eat Da Bananas.Y?
Cuz Da Bananas R Made Of Plastic.
Next.Q
Da 5 Bananas R Real
Bt Yet Da elephant Does Nt Eat It.Y?
Coz Da elephant Is Made Of Plastic.
Hahahaha.
Nvr Gv Up.
1 More Q.
Now,
Both Da elephant N Da Bananas R Real,
Bt Yet He Cant It.Y?
Cuz Da Bananas R In Da TV.
Ooops!!!
Cool Down
Both Da elephant N Da Bananas R Real N In Da
TV,
Bt Yet He Cant Eat It.Y?
Cuz They R On Dif
t Chanels.
Hehehehehe..
Ok Sory!
Both Da elephant N Da Bananas R Real N In Da TV N
On Da Same Chanel,
Bt Cant Eat It Yet.Y?
Cmon Think
Cuz TV Is Off!...
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