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(1) A Mouse Doing S****X with a


A Mouse Doing S****X with an elephant Under a Coconut tree, Suddenly Coconut falls on elephant's head.



elephant shouted with PAIN.



Mouse: ok 0k i will do SLOWLY






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(2) A group of elepha


A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A ******y female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600







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(3) Mouse To Elephant


Mouse To elephant:

2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

elephant:

ââ.¬Å.Haââ.¬Â
.Haââ.¬Â
.Haââ.¬Â
..

Pehney

Ga Kya ??ââ.¬Â

Mouse:

Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,

Tent Lagwana Hay..











(4) English Officer W


English Officer Was Announcing And Pathan Was Translating O People" A Zantalaaqo" its announced hardly"Yo kuss tezan elan waawre" if any one interfare in Gove
ment"Ka cha Sarkar sara kuna guta oka" he will be finished elephantly"No pa kona ke warla Hatiyan wachom"that,s all"Tenga kay"











(5) The country known


The country known as the Land of White elephant is

Thailand







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(6) An Elephant Cow a


An

elephant

Cow and

a Khota

Arguing whos the Best

elephant:

I help move heavy loads

Cow:

I give milk

.

.

.

.

kuchh bol yar

Its ur TURN now!

(Ã.¯`vÃ.´Ã.¯)

`.Ã.¸.Ã.´ Lover

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(Ã.¸.ââ.¬Â¢Ã.´ (Ã.¸.ââ.¬Â¢Ã.´ .ââ.¬Â¢Ã.´ Ã.¸Ã.¸.ââ.¬Â¢Ã.¨Ã.¯`ââ.¬Â¢

Princeââ.¬Â











(7) An Elephant meets


An elephant meets an Ant.

elephant: Tmhari umer kitni?

ANT:25

elephant:

25 saal or itni choti?

ANT:

I use lux!

Meri beauty se meri age ka pata hi nhi chalta

ANT:

Ur age?

elephant:

5 saal.

ANT:

5 or itney Baray

elephant:

NIDO jo peta hunnnn... :-:-)











(8) ITTLE POEM 4U Bir


ITTLE POEM 4U

Birds mis u

Lions mis u

elephant mis u

Monkies mis u

&

They say to u

Where r U?

Come back 2 Zoo

Come back 2 Zoo

ZOO is not ZOO

Without U







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(9) Lady Techer: Btao Bacho.. A- A

Lady Techer: Btao Bacho..


A- Apple
B-Bag
C-Cat
D-Dog
E-elephant


F....?


Student: Faraz..





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(10) An Elephant Has 5 Bananas N He

An elephant Has 5 Bananas N He Is Hungry,
But He Doesnt Eat Da Bananas.Y?


Cuz Da Bananas R Made Of Plastic.


Next.Q


Da 5 Bananas R Real
Bt Yet Da elephant Does Nt Eat It.Y?


Coz Da elephant Is Made Of Plastic.


Hahahaha.
Nvr Gv Up.


1 More Q.


Now,


Both Da elephant N Da Bananas R Real,
Bt Yet He Cant It.Y?


Cuz Da Bananas R In Da TV.


Ooops!!!
Cool Down


Both Da elephant N Da Bananas R Real N In Da TV,
Bt Yet He Cant Eat It.Y?


Cuz They R On Dif
t Chanels.


Hehehehehe..


Ok Sory!


Both Da elephant N Da Bananas R Real N In Da TV N On Da Same Chanel,
Bt Cant Eat It Yet.Y?


Cmon Think


Cuz TV Is Off!...









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