Urdu Ghanti Sms

(1) BIST SIM 'NAMAZ'KI SIM IST

BIST SIM

'NAMAZ'KI SIM ISTIMAL KARIN'

'KYUN K NAMAZ DETI HY AAP KO'RABB' SE ghantiN FREE BAAT K SATH SATH
DIL KO SAKOON BHI'

FREE DUA K SMS AUR WO BHI FORI DELIVERY K SATH'

SIRF YE HI NAI TAHAJJUT PACKEJ PR RAAT 12AM SE SUBO 5AM TAK SAB KUCH MANWA SAKTE HAIN APNE 'RABB' SE'

NAMAZ KI SIM AAJ SE ISTIMAL KAREN AUR AAJ HI SE APNA CONNECTION ON KREN AUR SUB KEH DAIN'

YE OFFER SIRF APKI SAANS K CHALNE TAK MEHDUD HAY...

(AZHAR HAYAT 0345 8652515)

(2) Pathan riding a c

Pathan riding a cycle

Pathan riding a cycle, hits a Girl.

Girl: ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?

Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!! Poori cycle maar diya Humne,

aab ghanti alag se maaru kya ?

(3) 1 admi apny dost

1 admi apny dost k gar gya ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu

(4) Tum jab bhi ghar

Tum jab bhi ghar par aate ho

Aur sab se baatein karte ho

Main aut se parde ki janan

Bas tum ko dekhti rehti hoon

Ik tum ko dekhne ki khatir main kitni pagal hoti hoon

Main aisi mohabat karti hoon

Jab darwaze par dastak ho

Ya ghanti phone ki bajti ho

Main chor k sab kuch bhagti hoon

aur tum ko jo na paoon to ji bhar k ronay lagti hoon

Main aisi mohabbat karti hoon

Mehfil main kahein bhi jana ho

Kapron ka selection KaRNa ho

Rang bohat se samne bikhre hoon

Uss rang pe dil aa jata hai

Jo rang k tum ko bhata hai

Main aisi mohabbat karti hoon

(5) Aap ka roz subha

Aap ka roz subha ko

hamare ghar ana

Kabhi ghanti bajana

Kabhi darwaza khat khatana

Kabhi pyar se bolna

kabhi ghose se chelaana k

"Ghar Walo"

"Kachra Dey Do"



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(6) Once Santa Singh

Once Santa Singh Was Riding A Cycle And He Suddenly Hit A Girl! So Girl Shouted, \'Sala ghanti Nahi Maar Sakta Tha!!!\' And Sardarji Replied, \'Poori Cycle To Maar Di Ab ghanti Kya Alag Se Maroon?

(7) Din rat sms kar k

Din rat sms kar kar ke aisa kar dia tum logon ne muje zalimo

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Ghar ki ghanti bajny par b mobile utha leta hon.

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(8) Saas: beti ab tum

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,

Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,

Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha

Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,

Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

(9) Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab T

Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Kyuki Tumare Ghar Ki ghanti Hum Hi Baja Kar Bhage

(10) Azra Ki Guriya Soo Rahi Hai Gh

Azra Ki Guriya Soo Rahi Hai
ghanti Bajaoo Usko Jagaooo
Taubi Hai Meri
Main Na Jagaaaoon
Woh Raa Pardhegi
Mujhse Lardhe Gi