Urdu Isliye Sms

(1) Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill,

Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill,

Aur

Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To,

Daru Ka Bill,

Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.

(2) Toot Jaye Khawab To Judne Ki A

Toot Jaye Khawab To Judne Ki Aas Kya Rakhna,

Palko Ke Bheegne Ka Ab Hisab Kya Rakhna,

Bas Isliye Muskura Dete Hai,

Apni Udasi Se Kisi Ko Udas Kyu Rakhna.

(3) Aisa Nahi Ke Mujh Ko Aarju Nah

Aisa Nahi Ke Mujh Ko Aarju Nahi Hai Khusiyo Ki,

Magar Ise In Dard Mein Bhi Ek Ajib Sa Maja Aata Hai,

Yeh Isliye Bhi Badhana Chahta Hai Apne Dard Ko Dosto,

Kyunki Kahte Hain Badh Jaane Par Dard Dava Ban Jata Hai.

(4) Hum aap ko Eid pe Mobile

Hum aap ko Eid pe Mobile Phon Gift KRNA chahtay hai



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par aap is tara button Daba Daba ke kharab kardoge,



isliye cancel.....



Have a gud sehri

(5) Suhaag Raat me Wife : Muj

Suhaag Raat me Wife :

Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..

Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?

Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

(6) Main lafzon se kuch bhi izh

Main lafzon se kuch bhi izhar nahi karti

Iska Matlab ye to nahi ki main tujhe pyar nahi karti

Chahti hu main tujhe aaj bhi

Par teri soch me apna waqt bekar nahi karti

Tamasha na ban jay meri Mohabbat kahin

Isliye apne dard ko ishtihaar nahi karti

Jo kuch Mila hai Usi me khush hun

Tere liye Khuda se takrar nahi karti

Par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat me zalim

WaRNa tujhe chahne ki Khata baar baar nahi karti

(7) Yadon ka safar chal raha hai,y

Yadon ka safar chal raha hai,
yeh ek aisa karvan hai,
zindagi ke sath ko chodta nahi,

Yaadein meedhi bhi hai,
dard bhari bhi hai,
In par kisi ka rok nahi chalta hai,

Main aaj bhi tumhein yaad karti hun,
Yeh kehne ko koi nahi hai,
Par yeh mera dil to hai,

Jo meri sunta hai,
Jo mujhe samajhta hai
,Jo mujhe janta hai,

Ki meri khushi kahan hai,
Aur kahan main dukhi hun,
Yehi ab zindagi ka sathi hai,

Yehi meri yaadon ka sahara hai,
Yeh bhi jis din nahi sunega,
Woh din zindagi ka akhri din hoga,

Tumhare bin zindagi jeene
,Ka koi matlab nahi hai,
Par bahut apne se hai,

Jinko nahi khona chahte hai,
Isliye jiye jaa rahe hai,
Unke liye hase jaa rahe hai,

Ab toh yaadein hi sahara hai,
Isliye dil se baatein kar ke,
Markar bhi jeeye jaa rahe hai!!!

(8) Hum aap ko Eid pe Mobile Ph

Hum aap ko Eid pe Mobile Phon Gift KRNA chahtay hai

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par aap is tara button Daba Daba ke kharab kardoge,

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Have a gud sehri

(9) my dear*pyar sa ehsas ho tum*h

my dear*pyar sa ehsas ho tum*her pal mere pass ho tum*jeene ki aas ho tum*mann k ek vishwass ho tum*shayad isliye........kuch kass ho tum!!!

(10) Gusa Shetan ki Tr

Gusa Shetan ki Trf Sy Hy

Wo AaG Sy Peda Kia Gya

Pani AaG Ko Bujhata Hy

IsLiye Jb Tm Me Sy KCi ko Gusa Aae to wo Wuzu KrLy