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(1) dOsT wO nHe Jo aP


dOsT wO nHe Jo aP k kam aaE,

dOsT wO hai Jo aPki T-ShirT ManG kR LeJae 0r kaBi waPiS Na de..

dOsT wO nHe Jo aPkO TreeT de,

dOsT wO hai Jo aP k GhaR aaE 0r kahe "aJ kYa Pakka hai.? Jo b hai JaLdi Se Le aa"

dOsT wO nHe Jo Ph0Ne kR k mLNe aaE

dOsT wO hai Jo Ghar k SamNe aa k MsG kre "kameene baHar aa"

dOsT wO nHe Jo JNaze meiN aaE

dOsT wO hai Jo QabR Pe T-ShirT Le k aaE 0r kahe

"Le nHe ChahYe Tera EhsaN cHaL uTh oOr meRi dOsTi waPiS kR"











(2) Buhat Naaz Tha Humein Apne Dos

Buhat Naaz Tha Humein
Apne Doston Kay Khuloos-O-Muhabbat Pe,
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kameene Meri Mayyat Pe Aa Kay Bole
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Aaalaaaaddi..
Biryaani..;-)





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(3) Heer Ro Ro Kar Raanjhey Se Keh

Heer Ro Ro Kar Raanjhey Se Keh Rahi Hai,,,,,
"FARAZ"
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Haath Chor kameeney Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai......!!





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(4) 03313778467 Bht naaz tha hame

03313778467

Bht naaz tha hamen doston ke khuloos-o-muhabbat pe jani

kameene meri mayyat pe a ke bole



Alaaaddii Biryani...



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(5) 2 dost (Pathan & Punjabi) Safa

2 dost (Pathan & Punjabi) Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai,

Woh TENT Laga k So gaye.

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RAAT ko Pathan ki Aankh Khuli Usne Punjabi Dost ko Jaga Kar Kaha,

Aasman ki Taraf Dekh k Batao,

Tumhain Kya Nazar Aa Raha Hai.

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Punjabi: Bohat Sare Sitary.

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Pathan: Issy Kya Pata Chalta Hai?

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Punjabi: Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha Hai or Roshni Bhi Hai.

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Pathan: kameene Koi TENT Utar kar Le Gaya Hai.







(6) 03313778467 Heer Ro Ro Kar Ra

03313778467

Heer Ro Ro Kar Raanjhey Se Keh Rahi Hai,,,,,

"FARAZ"

Haath Chor kameeney Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai......!!



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(7) 2 dost (Pathan & Punjabi) Safa

2 dost (Pathan & Punjabi) Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai,

Woh TENT Laga k So gaye.

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RAAT ko Pathan ki Aankh Khuli Usne Punjabi Dost ko Jaga Kar Kaha,

Aasman ki Taraf Dekh k Batao,

Tumhain Kya Nazar Aa Raha Hai.

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Punjabi: Bohat Sare Sitary.

.

Pathan: Issy Kya Pata Chalta Hai?

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Punjabi: Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha Hai or Roshni Bhi Hai.

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Pathan: kameene Koi TENT Utar kar Le Gaya Hai.







(8) Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralet

Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...?
Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....?
Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....?
Ya Shakal Ayisy b******ete Ho ...?



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(9) SEX:Age8-ignore it..age18-expl

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Age8-ignore it..
age18-explore it.
age28-enjoy it..
38-ask 4 it..
48-beg 4 it..
58-pay 4 it..
68-pray 4 it..
78-forget it..
88-AB MAR JA kameene....



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(10) Ravan had 20 eyes but sighted

Ravan had 20 eyes but sighted Only 1 women.You have 2 eyes and sight every Women.To asli Ravan kaun? tu kameene aur kaun!Ab hans mat besharam.



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