Urdu Kanjoos Sms

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kanjoos k pas ja ke achche msg Leke a a a a...

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*Mubarak ho*



SMS na kaRNe pe

Aapko

Award

of "kanjoosi" 2010

diya jata ha.

Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha

(3) 1 kanjoos tha,Bilkul kanjoos t

1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

(4) Aur Ab Lollywood

Aur Ab Lollywood Pesh Karta Hai Ek or New Film

Guess what?

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My Name Is MEM0N

&

I M Not kanjoos;-)

(5) hamare sms se log

hamare sms se log ya samjhte he k hamen adat he paisy urane ki,

leken wo nadan kia samjhen ? k ye bhi ik ada he kanjoosoon ki sharam

delane ki...

(6) 1 kanjoos dosray

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

(7) Udhar aap majboor

Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!

Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,

Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain!

(8) mulk ki bhi 1 sar

mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,

bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai

or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka

arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai

(9) Neem k 4 patte lo

Neem k 4 patte lo

2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur

2 ki chatni banao

Phr

chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo

Inshahallah

kanjoosi

K sare germs mar jayenge.

(10) SMS kerne pe jo m

SMS KERNE pe jo marte hain,

Call KERNE se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to dekho..!!

aisy kanjoos dost mere hi palle parte hain,