Urdu Karogi Sms

(1) Boy : Janeman! tu

Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.

Girl : Haramkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

(2) Papa- Beti 12th K

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya karogiââ.�¬Â�
?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish..

(3) Apni Aankhon Ke S

Apni Aankhon Ke Samunder Mein Utar Jaaney De

Tera Mujrim hoon, Mujhey Doob Ke Mur Jaaney De

wada hai tum yaad kiya karogi mujhe mujhse bhi jiyada

bus ek baar tere naam per fanah ho jane de

(4) Ham chale bhi gae

Ham chale bhi gaey to,

tum yaad karogii.

chahe ab jitne sitam kar lo,

ham na rahenge to milne ki fariyaad karogii.

tum hamne bhula na sakogii,

tum hamara naam dil se apne mita na sakogii.

ham wo pyaar ki khusbu hain,

jo mar bhi gaey to,

tum harpal meri mojudgii ko mahsus karogii.

(5) Prem W@rb@rtoni

Prem W@rb@rtoni

javanii ke hiile hayaa ke bahaane

ye maanaa ke tum mujh se pardaa karogii

ye duniyaa magar tujh sii bholii nahiin hai

chhupaa ke muhabbat ko rusvaa karogii

baDii koshishon se baDii Khvaahishon se

tamannaa ke sahamii huii saazishon se

milegaa jo maukaa to bechain hokar



dariichon se tum mujhako dekhaa karogii

sataayegii jab chaaNdanii kii udaasii

dukhaayegii dil jab fizaa kii Khaamoshii

ufaq kii taraf Khaalii nazaren jamaakar

kabhii jo na sochaa vo sochaa karogii

kabhii dil kii dhaDakan mahasuus hogii

kabhii ThanDii saaNson kii tuufaaN uThegii

kabhii gir ke bistar pe aahen bharogii

kabhii jhuk ke takiye pe royaa karogii

(6) Once a husband an

Once a husband and wife

were preparing to go office

and the wife thought

she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne

chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : ââ.�¬Å.�Agar tum car drive karogi to

jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar meinââ.�¬Â!!

(7) r0oh ka rishta. .

r0oh ka rishta. .

Khaamosh Guzarti Ho

Aangan Se Nakaab0n Main

Houlay Se Chhupa Detin

Monh Apna Kitaabon Main

Kangan Ko karogi Chup

Paayal Bhi Utaarogi

Dharrkan Ka karogi KiYa

Aahat To WoHi HoGi

HeY Pyaar Hamain TumSeY

Hamraaz Farishtay Hain

Pehchaan Lain Laakhon Main

Yeh Rooh K Rishtay Hain

(8) Jab yad-e-mazy ka

Jab yad-e-mazy kar k roya karogay TUM,

na neend Aayegi na soya karogay TUM,

us waqt meri yad tumen bahut sataegi,

jab kisi se Aankh milaya karogay TUM

tarpe dil aur Aah bhi na niklayZaban se,

chup chap Aanson ko bahaya karogi TUM,

jazbat me Aa ker jaladi meri sari YADAIN,

ab kis tarah jee ko behlaya karogi TUM,

STILL ALONE

(9) 1 aurat 2sri sy,

1 aurat 2sri sy,

Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy.

2sri aurt,

Phir tum kia karogi..?

1st,

Me aj hi apny boyFRIEND ko shohar k pechy lgati hon

(10) Papa- Beti 12th K

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya karogi?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi.

Papa- Wat is BBA!

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!