Urdu Khaenge Sms

(1) Agr Milega Waqt To Bataenge

Agr Milega Waqt To Bataenge apko

apke Diye Zakhm B Dikhaenge apko

apki yeh bhi Tamanna Karenge Poori 1 Din

Jb Niklegi Akhri Saans Bhool Jaenge apko.

(2) Choose A Hand Left... Right...

Choose A Hand

Left...
Right...

Then I Will Tell U K Ap. .

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Mere Kon Sy Hath Sy Chamaat khaenge:-D
Hahahaha Buht Shoq Hy Chose KRNe Ka..!!

(3) Tere Gam Me Tadap Ke Mar Jayen

Tere Gam Me Tadap Ke Mar Jayenge
Mar Gaye To Tera Naam Le Jayenge
Rab Ko Rishwat De Ke Tujhe Bhi Bulaenge
Upar Saath Baith Ke Kurkure khaenge... !!

(4) Al-Quran: Jis Din Zaalim Gum K

Al-Quran:
Jis Din Zaalim Gum Ki Wajah Se
Apne Haathon Ko Kaat khaenge
Kahain Ge Ke Afsos!
Main Rasool Sallallahu Alaihi

Wasallam Ke Naqsh-E-Qadam Per Chalta
Kash Mene Fala Shaks Ko Dost Na Banaya Hota
Mere Paas Zikr (Quran) Bhi Aagaya Tha

Isne Mujhe Wergalaya
Shetaan To Insan Ko Halakut May Daalne Wala Hai
Aur Rasulullah (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) Fermaenge

Mere Rab! Meri Quam Ke Yehi Log Hai
Jinhone Quran Ko Chore Hee Dia Tha

(Al-Furqan,V#27:30)

(5) >>Aapka SMS ayega to hum ROTI

>>Aapka SMS ayega to hum ROTI khaenge WaRNa GUSY mei AaLO Ka PrATHa Or CHIKEN PLAO K baad Ice Cream kha K Pepsi Pi K Bhookay So jaein gy Mgr RoTi nahi khaingy..

(6) Jhotha tha tera pyar, par ph

Jhotha tha tera pyar,

par phir bhi tujhse nafrat nahin kar sake,

isse beebasi hi khaenge ki hum tujhe baulane ka natak bhi na kar sake,

yeh nahin kahenge ki teri yaad mein rote rahein,

afsoos to iss baat ka hain ki tere jhote pyar ko yaad kar ke hi hum muskurate rahe!

(7) Woh Khafa Hain Hum Se Tou Khaf

Woh Khafa Hain Hum Se Tou Khafa He Rehnay Do,



HumKo Un Ka Gunahgar Hi Rehne Do.



WohSamajhte Hain Hum Ne Chohr diya Hai Us Us Ko,



BaatTou Jhooti Hai Magar Such Hi Rehne Do,



MuddatounMangi Hain Khuda Se Khushiyan Us Ki,



JoAata Hai Ilzam Hum Pa Tou Ab Yeh Ilzam Hi Rehne Do.



SharatHai Yeh K Main Bewafa Banu,



KhushiyonMei Un Ki Mujhe Bewafa Hi Rehne Do.



AayegaWaqt Dikhaenge Tum Ko Apna Pyar,



AbhiMujh Ko Bas Khamosh Hi Rehne Do,

(8) Woh Khafa Hain Hum Se Tou Khaf

Woh Khafa Hain Hum Se Tou Khafa He Rehnay Do,



HumKo Un Ka Gunahgar Hi Rehne Do.



WohSamajhte Hain Hum Ne Chohr diya Hai Us Us Ko,



BaatTou Jhooti Hai Magar Such Hi Rehne Do,



MuddatounMangi Hain Khuda Se Khushiyan Us Ki,



JoAata Hai Ilzam Hum Pa Tou Ab Yeh Ilzam Hi Rehne Do.



SharatHai Yeh K Main Bewafa Banu,



KhushiyonMei Un Ki Mujhe Bewafa Hi Rehne Do.



AayegaWaqt Dikhaenge Tum Ko Apna Pyar,



AbhiMujh Ko Bas Khamosh Hi Rehne Do,

(9) Tere gam me tadap kar mar jaye

Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,Mar gaye to tera naam lagayenge... Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....

(10) Sir:Bachcho kasam khao kabhi s

Sir:Bachcho kasam khao kabhi shrab,sigret nahi pioge,Nonveg nahi khaoge.
Bachche:nahi khaenge sir.
Sir:kabhi ladkio ko nahi chhedonge.
Bachche:theek hai sir.
Sir:jua nahi kheloge
Bachche:O.K.Sir
Sir: Desh k liye Jaan bhi de doge.
Bachche: DE DENGE SIR, AISI JAAN KA AUR KARENGE BHI KYA !!