Urdu Ladkiyon Sms

(1) Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli z

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ? Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe KaRNa bandh karo WaRNa nikaal kar khara kardonga

(2) Ashiq E Rasool Th

Ashiq E Rasool Tha Pehle Ka Musalman

Aaj Ladkiyon Ka Ashiq Bana Musalman

Pehle Islam Ki Khatir Cut K Shaheed Hua Musalman

Aaj Daulat Ki Khatir Bech Raha Hai Emaan Musalman

Pehle Mujahid Ko Islam Ki Shan Kehta Tha Musalman

Aaj To Shaheed Ko B Sharpasand Kehta Hai Musalman

(3) Ek Sawal, sachi m

Ek Sawal,

sachi mohabbat ka
e ki shiddat ladkiyon mein ziada hoti he ya ladkon mein.

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(4) sachi mohabbat ka

sachi mohabbat ka
e ki shiddat ladkiyon mein ziada hoti he ya ladkon mein. ager hoti he to kiyon hoti hai????

give me this typical ans with open mind.

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(5) LARKI PATANE KE 1

LARKI PATANE KE 101 TARIKE -

{} Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai

{} Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat ka
e me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai

{} Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap (Jinhe Patana hai) unhe hi dekhte rahe, aisa ka
e se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jayegi

{} Aap ki Parosan agar SchoolCollege jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse zaror puchegi kal kyun nahi aaye aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge

(6) Student: Miss Lad

Student: Miss Ladkiyon Ko 13 Saal Se Pehle Bachha Nahi Hota Na?

Miss: Han Beta Nahi Hota.

Student: To Apni Beti ko Samjhaiye Faaltu Mein Dar Rahi Hai. :-)

(7) Yeh Ladke Kyun Apna Waqt Barba

Yeh Ladke Kyun Apna Waqt Barbaad Karte Hain
Zara Samjha Karo Hum Ko Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Ke Sharif Zaade Kahan Kab Aisi Baat Karte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Karte Hain Woh Kia Khaak Karte Hain?
Mobile De Ke Ladkiyon Ko Inspire Karte Hain
Maa Baap Ke Paison Ka Khana Kharab Karte Hain
Bahut Pur Josh Rehte Hain Bahut Si Baatein Karte Hain
Magar Matlab Ki Baaton Ko Huns Ke Taala Karte Hain
Deen Ki Baaton Ko Khud Pe Na Kabhi Sawar Karte Hain
Aur Kuch Mane Ya Na Mane Girlfriends Hamesha Chaar Rakhte Hain
Nahi Agar Aap Ki Niyat Main Koi Futoor
To Ladkiyon Ke Face Main Kia Talaash Karte Hain?
Kahein Tu Hard Disk Bhar Dun Ain Pe Likh Kar
Chalein Chodein Aaj Hum Ain Ko Maaf Karte Hain

(8) 03313778467 Ladkiyon Ko Ezzat

03313778467

Ladkiyon Ko Ezzat Do,

Kyun Ki Ager Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Ge,

To Kal Wo Bhi Tum Ko Apni Ezzat De Den Gi,

(9) 0333-2422422 Student: Miss

0333-2422422



Student: Miss Ladkiyon Ko 13 Saal Se Pehle Bachha Nahi Hota Na?





Miss: Han Beta Nahi Hota.



Student: To Apni Beti ko Samjhaiye Faaltu Mein Dar Rahi Hai. :-)

(10) Q - University me sari ladkiyo

Q - University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hain?

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1. Meri Waali,

2. Teri Waali,

3. Meri Bhabhi,

4. Teri Bhabhi...!!!