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(1) Pappu: Ek Manforce Dena.


Pappu:

Ek Manforce Dena.



Dukandar:

Tum To master G K Bete Ho Na?



Pappu:

Mentos Bola Mentossss.

1,2 Vicks bhi De Dena

Gala Kharab Hai,

Medicine ka Naam Bhi

Nahi Nikal Raha Theek Se...;-p



Hahaha






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(2) Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae


Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!

Post master: Andhay ye post office hay

Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi

may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

 






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(3) Teacher:How do you think Sh


Teacher:How do you think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?

Student slowly and Innocently replies: With a pencil mam






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(4) Man: Sir, my wife


Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,

police station me complain dijiyee.

Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare

kuch samajh nahin aa raha







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(5) Sardar school mai


Sardar school main 1 black or 1 white shoes pehn aya

Sir:

Gher wapis jao or change kr k aao

Sardar:

koi faida nai master G, ghar v 1 kala tay 1 chitta e a..







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(6) Husband: Sir, mer


Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.



Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.



Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.







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(7) Marriage: It's an


Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master







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(8) One father is mor


One

father

is

more

than

a

hundred

School

masters.







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(9) Doctor"s prescrip


Doctor"s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor"s fee? An sms when u r free

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.











(10) An application to


An application to the

head master in Punjabi.

guzarish hai k mera hun school

aan nu dil nai karda

tusi bachian wi alag kar dittian ne

te sadi calss vich ek v kuri nai hagi

tay madam v koi khas pataka nai

hor ni tay kuj kam valiyaan he sonyan rakh lavo

bari meharbani howe gi.

tuada faithfull

pappu chammay











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