Urdu Naukar Sms

(1) Santa ke bagiche

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.

naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.

Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

(2) Naukarani: malkan

naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai

Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai

naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte

(3) dayam para hua te

dayam para hua tere dar par nahi hun main

khak aisi zindagi pe k paththar nahi hun main

kyun gardish-e-mudam se ghabra na jaye dil

insan hun, pyala-o-sagar nahi hun main

yarab! zamana mujh ko mitata hai kis liye

lauh-e-jahan pe harf-e-mukarrar nahi hun main

had chahiye saza mein uqubat k waste

akhir gunahgar hun, ****** nahi hun main

kis waste aziz nahi jante mujhe

lal-o-zumarud-o-zar-o-gauhar nahi hun main

rakhte ho tum qadam meri ankhon se kyun dareg

rutbe mein mahr-o-mah se kamtar nahi hun main

karte ho mujhko mana-e-qadambos kis liye

kya asman k bhi barabar nahi hun main

'ghalib' wazifakhwar ho, do shah ko dua

wo din gaye ki kahte the "naukar nahi hun main"

(4) Sahab naukrani se

Sahab naukrani se:

Tum begum sahiba se zayada maza deti ho.

Naukrani:

G sahab,lekin saaray naukar kehtay hain k begum sahiba tum se zayada maza deti hai?

(5) . . .NaukaR: Saab

. . .naukar:

Saab aapke kisi khaaS doSt ka fone aya tha

Saab:

Tuje keSe pata k woh meRa khaaS doSt hy?

naukar:

woh pooch Raha tha k GaNdU kahan hy?:-D

(6) Sahab Naukrani Se

Sahab Naukrani Se : Tum Begam Se Zyada Maza Deti Ho. Naukrani : Dekhiye na Sahab! Fir bhi Sare naukar yahi kahte He K Begum Sahiba Tum Se Zyada Maza deti hai.

(7) 1 Ameer Larki Ko School Mein G

1 Ameer Larki Ko School Mein
Gharib Family Pe Essay Likhnay Ko Kaha Gaya

ESSAY:
1 Gharib Khandaan Tha
Baap Gharib
Maa Gharib
Bachay Gharib
Khandaan Mai 4 naukar Thay
Wo B Gharib
Car B Tooti Hui Thi
Unka Gharib Driver Bachon Ko
Osi Tooti Car Mai School Chhor K Aata Tha
Bachon K Pas Puranay N95i Mobile Thay
Bache Hufte Mai Sirf 3 Bar Hi Chicken Khatay Thay
Ghar Mai Sirf 4 2nd Hand A.C Thay
Sara Khandaan Bari Mushkil Se Aish Kar Rha Tha..

(8) Naukar khpal malik sara nast w

naukar khpal malik sara nast wo
Malik: Kaash chy pady yakh mosam k ra sara wife way
naukar: Saib da wife sa ta we
Malik: Da rabaab ta we
Yo waraz pas
Malik: Kash che pady mosam k ra sara wife way
naukar: Ao kana khan chy kala ta tangaole o kala ma

(9) Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar


Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola?

?sahebji sahebji kutte-G ne murgi-G ko pakar liya hai.?

(10) Thought for the happy life: bv

Thought for the happy life: bv agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya KaRNa chahiye?

Zyada kuchh nahi
do char ghar aur pakar Lene chahiye!