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(1) Husband sitting n


Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...











(2) A man in USA sees


A man in USA sees a dog attacking a lady. He kicks the dog it dies.
newspaper report:

"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG".

Man says i'm not American.

Report is changed:

"Foreign hero saves lady from dog"
Man say actually i'm Pakistani.

Nextday Breaking News
"Muslim Terrorist Kills innocent dog"@











(3) Husband sitting n


Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband: please slow down the speed of car. Wife: No ;please. No; please No please No pls.. Husband: the newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of exident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...











(4) Very Effective Wa


Very Effective Wa
ing:

A Husband Gave The

Keys Of His New Car

To His Wife With A

...Wa
ing

"Dear,

If You Cause An

Accident , The

newspaper Will

Print Your

A G E" =P ;)







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(5) . . .Ek newspaper


. . .Ek newspaper me chapa

"50% larkiya bevakoof hoti hai"

Is par larkiyo ne khub halla machaya.

...

phir chapa

"50% larkiya bevakoof nahi hoti"

Tab jakar larkiyan ko Sukoon aya







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(6) Aj main ny Newspa


Aj main ny newspaper m prha hy k doston ko sMs KRNy s DIL ki bimari ho skti hy....,

To aj se BND...!!



Kya Sms...?

Ni yaaaarrr..!

newspaper.......







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(7) Newspaper Mein is


newspaper Mein ishtihar Aya

"Hmare Pas Aisi Product Hy, Jisko Pehn Kar Aap Puri Dunia Ko Dekh Skte Hain,Mgr Apko Koi Nahi Dekh Skta

Price 10,000+Free Home Delivry"

1 larki Ne ishtihar Parhte Hi 10,000 Bheje

Kuch Dino Baad TCS 1 Packet Le K Aya

larki Ne Jaldi se Khola To Andr Se 1

"BURQA" Nikla. Wo b Topi wala.











(8) News Headline: In


News Headline:

Indian Athlete Lost Gold Medal In Long Jump

.

.

Sardar Reading newspaper,

says..

'He Deserved It, Who Told Him To Wear Gold Medal While jumping.'







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(9) A Memon calls to


A Memon calls to a newspaper office & asks: Mera baap mar gia hai NEWS lagwani hai, charges kia hongay? Np:Rs50per word. Memon: Oh yeto boht hi Zada hen...Acha likho "Memon Razaq died" Np:Sir it should b minimum5words Shaikh:O'ho zara sochne do... . .

.

..

.

.

Acha likho "Razaq died-Suzuki for sale"











(10) Boy and his girl


Boy and his girl friend where speeding at 100 kmph. GIRL:slow down its too scray... BOY:no its fun.and asked her to hug him tight and tells her that the helmet is heavy on my head take it and were it on.... The next day its seen in the newspapers that a bike crashed into the building and out of that only the girl survived. the truth is that the guy realised that the breaks failed but he dont want her 2 know. he felt her love by getting her hug the last time........











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