Urdu Nichey Sms

(1) Suppose karo, Aap

Suppose karo,

Aap merey sath raat k 3 bajey akely ghar mein aap k ghar ki chat ki seedhiyon par bethey baatein kar rahey ho, itne mein nichey ghar phone bujta hai, aap mujhse wapis aaney ka promise kar key nichey ja kar phone attend kartey ho, wo phone merey ghar se hota hai, jis se aap ko ye msg milta hai ke meri mout ho gai hai,5 ghnty phly, to kya aap wapis upar aogey?

Reply Now & its really must give its reason also..

(2) Suppose karo, Aap

Suppose karo,

Aap merey sath raat k 3 bajey akely ghar mein aap k ghar ki chat ki seedhiyon par bethey baatein kar rahey ho, itne mein nichey ghar phone bujta hai, aap mujhse wapis aaney ka promise kar key nichey ja kar phone attend kartey ho, wo phone merey ghar se hota hai, jis se aap ko ye msg milta hai ke meri mout ho gai hai,5 ghnty phly, to kya aap wapis upar aogey?

Reply Now & its really must give its reason also..

(3) Jab kisi ka Khulo

Jab kisi ka Khuloos dekho to uski Qadar karo,

aur

Jab kisi ki Nafrat dekho to apne Khuloos se mita do...

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Rishty khoon k nahi hotey, rishtay ehsas k hotey hain'

Agar ehsas ho to ajnabi b apney, agar ehsas na ho to apney b ajnabi ho jatey hy..

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Zindagi ko ZARORIAT me rakho

KHWAISHAT ki taraf na Le jao

Zroriat Faqiron ki Bi PURI hoti hain

Aur

Khwahishat Badshaon

ki Bi BAQI reh jati hain.

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Kisi Dushman k

100 alfaz takleef nahi de sakate pr

1 Dost ki khamoshi 100

ansu de sakti hai.

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Dolat matti ki trh hy,Or mati ko paun k nichey rehna chahiye,

Agr sir pe charhao ge to qabar ban jay gi,

Or qabren zinda insanon k liey nhi hotin

(4) Pathan: Is sheesh

Pathan:

Is sheeshay ki kya gerunti hai?

Dukandar:

Ap isko 100 manzil se nichey girao,Ye sheesha

99 manzil tak nhi tootey ga.

Pathan:

Jee oye!

ker dey pack.:-)

(5) bheega bheega sa

bheega bheega sa yeh december hey

bhigi bhigi si yeh tanhai hey

in kitabon men ji nahin lagta

hum ko sajni ki yad aai hey

sham ki kali ankhen

jub palkon ko jhapkati hen

kisi per k nichey

kuch yaden gongonati hen

kuch pyar k aadhey naghmey

aadhi pyar ki kahani

ek sheher ka raja tha

or ek gaon ki rani

donon barey premi they

bun men aya kertye they

on k pyar k mithey naghmey

punchi gaya kertye they

ab na premi hey

na woh baten hen

or yaden hi apni kamai hey

is kamrey ki khirki

barish ka shor sonati hey

or tumahri ahat hum ko

yeh rog lagati hey

ab k sal december men

jub bun men men jaon ga

nili jhil,, drakhton k saey

or sokhey pattey

sarey tera pochen gey

kahan hey tera pochen gey

tera premi yar kaha hey

sare terapochen gey

kia bataon ga kia kahani hey

ab tu qismat men apni judai hey

in kitabon men ji nahin lagta

hum ko sajni ki yad aai hey

(6) Best Message From Forest Depar

Best Message From Forest Department :-)
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'Darakhtoon Se Bhi Utna Pyar Karo,
Jitna Darakhtoon K Nichey Karte Ho..

(7) bheega bheega sa yeh december

bheega bheega sa yeh december hey
bhigi bhigi si yeh tanhai hey
in kitabon men ji nahin lagta
hum ko sajni ki yad aai hey
sham ki kali ankhen
jub palkon ko jhapkati hen
kisi per k nichey
kuch yaden gongonati hen
kuch pyar k aadhey naghmey
aadhi pyar ki kahani
ek sheher ka raja tha
or ek gaon ki rani
donon barey premi they
bun men aya kertye they
on k pyar k mithey naghmey
punchi gaya kertye they
ab na premi hey
na woh baten hen
or yaden hi apni kamai hey
is kamrey ki khirKIRNbarish ka shor sonati hey
or tumahri ahat hum ko
yeh rog lagati hey
ab k sal december men
jub bun men men jaon ga
nili jhil,, drakhton k saey
or sokhey pattey
sarey tera pochen gey
kahan hey tera pochen gey
tera premi yar kaha hey
sare terapochen gey
kia bataon ga kia kahani hey
ab tu qismat men apni judai hey
in kitabon men ji nahin lagta
hum ko sajni ki yad aai hey

(8) 0333-2422422 2 pathan 1 dar

0333-2422422



2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten

kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}

girta hy..

pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?

aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy

k saalo pak gya hon

mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->

(9) Aik larki umbraila mechanic k

Aik larki umbraila mechanic k pass gai or kha k umbraila theek ker do mechanic ne kha " ooper se kaprra hatana parray ga ,nichey se dand lagana paray ga,

Larki boli " jasay marzi ker lay bass ye khyal KERNA pani ander na jaye.

(10) Sardar ko dost ne khanay pe bu

Sardar ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya



ghar pe taala laga hua tha



aur likha tah bewakoof banaya .





Sardar ne hoshiyaari dikhaye aur nichey likh diya







hum aye hi nahi thay .....