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(1) Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae


Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!

Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay

Police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi

may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

 






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(2) 1 pathan apna sara sammaan


1 pathan apna sara sammaan lekar, Geo news ke office gaya,





or bola wo aurat kahan hai jo kehte hai k kahin nahin jaeyega hamare sath rahiye ga,





hum uske sath rehne aya hai.






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(3) Khusra police interview k liye

Khusra police interview k liye gya.
officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy.
Khusra,
taali mar k,
haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy



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(4) Christmas is a ti


Christmas is a time when

everybody wants his past forgotten

and his present remembered.

What I don?t like about office Christmas parties

is looking for a job the next day.







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(5) Wife: You always


Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, ââ.¬Å.What other problem Can there be greater than this one?











(6) Man: Sir, my wife


Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,

police station me complain dijiyee.

Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare

kuch samajh nahin aa raha







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(7) §ardar wr


Ã.§ardar writes to ßill gates abt PC & windows problems:

1.My child LEARNed MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE

2.I find only RE-CYCLE but no RE-SCOOTER.I need that as i own Vespa Scooter

3.I see MS office bt i need MS HOME,as i use pc at home

4.Finaly,how is that ur name is Gates but u r Ã.§elling WINDOWS.!











(8) I'M a police offi


I'M a police officer

&

U r under arest.

Kyun k jitne pyare ap ho itne pyare hona jurm hai,

Is liye ap ko hamare dil main umer qaid ki saza di jati hai.:-







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(9) Husband: Sir, mer


Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.



Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.



Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.







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(10) An office technic


An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.

He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it."

About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.











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