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(1) I want U to know


I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT oxygen...







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(2) Teacher: In 1773,


Teacher: In 1773, It Was Discovered That Oxygen Is Must For Breathing.

SARDAR: Thank GOD, I Was BORN After That, Pehlay Paida Hotay To Marr Hee Jatay.







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(3) Teacher Tell me t


Teacher

Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ?

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Student

Oxygen, chlorine, florine, noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen.







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(4) Log kehtay hain k


Log kehtay hain k insan LOVE k baghair nhi g sakta

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mera zaati khayal he k

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Oxygen ziada zaroori he:-)







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(5) Teacher: "Tell Me


Teacher:

"Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?"

Sardar Student:

"Oxygen,

Chlorine,

Florine,

Noreen,

Ambreen,

Samreen,

Nasreen,

Afreen,

Parveen

and

Yasmeen







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(6) Easy Way To Kill An Ant Mix Ch

Easy Way To Kill An Ant


Mix Chili Powder With Sugar
& Give It To Ant.
After Having That
The Ant Will Go In Search Of Water
Somewhere Near A Water Tank.
When The Ant Reaches The Tank,
Push It Into The Tank,
Now The Ant Fully Soaked In Water,
It Wil Go To Dry Himself Near Fire.
When It Reaches Near Fire,
Put A Bomb In Fire,
It Will Be Injured In The Blast.
Then Admit The Wounded Ant In Icu.
Remove Oxygen Mask & Kill It.









(7) Chunti Marne Ka Jadeed Aur Aas

Chunti MARNE Ka Jadeed Aur Aasan Tareeqa:


Cheeni Aur Lal Mircho
Ka Mixtüre Chunti Ko Dain


Mixtüre Khatay Hi
Wo Pani Ki Talash Mai Niklay Gi


Jese Hi Wo Water Tank K Pas Jaye
Ãœsy Dhaka Dain


Wo Bheeg Jaye Gi Aur Khüd Ko
Dry KaRNay K Liye Aag K Pas Jaye Gi


Ãœsi Waqt Aap Aag Mai Bomb Phaink Dain


Wo Büri Terha Zakhmi Ho K
Hospital Mai Admit Ho Jaye Gi,,


Wahan Aap Simply
Ãœska Oxygen Mask Uttar Dain


Chunti Mar Jaye Gi









(8) Sardar Went To Meet His Chines

Sardar Went To Meet His Chinese Friend
Who Is Dieing In Hospital.
Man Says Chin Yu Yan And Then He Dies.
Sardar Goes 2 China 2 Find Meaning Of Friends Last Words.


The Meaning Is...


You Are Standng On The Oxygen Tube





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(9) 1 Cheeni Hospital Me Tha. 1 Pa

1 Cheeni Hospital Me Tha.
1 Pathan Us Ko Dekhne Gaya
Cheeni Ne Kaha,


"CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA"


Or Mar Gaya.


Pathan Ne Socha K Koi
Raz Bataya Hai Wo In Lafzon Ka Matlab
Maloom KRNe K Liye China Gaya.


In Lafzo Ka Matlab Ye Tha,
"Kuttay K Bachay
Oxygen K Pipe Se Pair Hata"









(10) Honesty in politics is much li

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

The higher up you go,

the scarcer it becomes.



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