Urdu Pareshan Sms

(1) Hamari Hi Na Lag Jaaye Najar U

Hamari Hi Na Lag Jaaye Najar Unko,

Hum Toh Yeh Sochkar pareshan Hote Hain,

Unka Dil Bhi Hasee Hai Unhi Ki Tarah,

Hum Toh Yeh Sochkar Hairan Hote Hain

(2) Son:papa jab sab shadi kar

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?

Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay

Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:-

(3) Din nikle to soch alag. S

Din nikle to soch alag.

Sham dhale wajdan alag.

Umeed alag,

Aas alag,

Sukoon alag,

Tufan alag,



Tashbeeh don to kis se?

K tere husn ka har rang alag.

Neel alag,

Zamrad alag,

Yaqoot alag,

Marjaan alag,



Teri ulfat k taqaze bhi.

Ajab andaz k the.

Iqrar alag,

Takrar alag,

Tazeem alag,

Farman alag,



Agar sath nhi de sakte.

To bant do yakjan lamhe.

Masroor alag,

Nidhal alag,

Purkaif alag,

pareshan alag,



Waqt-e-rukhsat jab.

Alwida ka lafz kehne laga.

Ansu alag,

Muskan alag,

Betab alag,

Haijan alag,



Jab chor gya tab.

Dekha apni ankhon ka rang.

Hairan alag,

Pasheman alag,



Miss U :(

(4) Doolha shadi ki pehli rat,

Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se:

Kiya naam he humare 'Huzoor' ka?

Bivi: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: (heran ho kr) : Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?

Bivi: yahi keh namaz parho, roza rakho , zakat do

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar giya or bola:



'sab ander aa jaaen dars ho raha hai'

(5) Khushiyan Raas Nhi Aatin Mujhe

Khushiyan Raas Nhi Aatin Mujhe pareshan Rehne Do

Zeenat Nahi Banta To Na Ban Dil Ke Aangan Ki

Par Apne Aashyane Tak Meri Uraan Rehne Do

Teri Galyon Mein Yun Phi
a Agar Nadaani Hai To Sun,

Mein Danishmand Nahi Banta Mujhe Nadaan Rehne Do

Nahi Mai Mangta Tujh Se Pholon Se Bhari Tehni

Jo Jalta Hai Mere Dil Me Wo Aatishdan Rehne Do.03006067291

(6) Girl: Ye Jo Samne Ladka B

Girl:

Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai

Is Ka Naam Kya Hai





Waiter:

Yeh Ali Shahb Hain





Girl:

Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se pareshan Kar Rahey Hain





Waiter:

Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay?





Girl:

Yahi To pareshani Hai





Moral:

Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti

(7) Rishtoon Ki Baat Na Yun Cha

Rishtoon Ki Baat Na Yun Chali Hoti

Daman Main Aag Na Yun Lagai Hoti

Zindagi To Waisy Hi pareshan The Apni

Aur Na Meri pareshani Yun Barhai Hoti

(8) Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

(9) Allah Sab ko RIZQ

Allah Sab ko RIZQ dega Us ka Wada hai,

Lekin Wo sab ko BAKHSH dega

Ye Us ne WADA nhi kia,

Phir Q?

Rizq k liye pareshan ho

or

Maghfirat se be'parwah...!

(10) Ak Pathan ko puri

Ak Pathan ko puri raat 'Machon ne boht pareshan kiya..us ka dimaag ghoom gaya..Pathan ne zehar pee liya aur bola..."Ab kaato saalo..'Sab ke Sab maroge"!