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(1) Once Amitabh Bach


Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire JOURNEY. A station came after hours and Pran boarded off. Mr. Bachchan remained. A stranger co-passenger asked to Mr. Bachchan, ââ.¬Å.Both of you seemed good friend, why didnââ.¬â.¢t you go away with him.ââ.¬Â Amitabh said, ââ.¬Å.Pran jae per Vachan na jae.ââ.¬Â











(2) Passenger: Tum ne


passenger: Tum ne Meri Jaeb Mai Hath Q Dala?

PATHAN : Mujhy Maachis Chahiye Tha

passenger: Tum Mujhse Mang Säkte Thy

PATHAN: Hum Ajnabi Se Bat Nahi Kartä...







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(3) Passenger:Bhai..


passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?

Conductor: 24 ghantey..

passenger: Kaisey?

Cond: 8 ghante bus me..:-(

or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me;-)







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(4) Attention! Please


Attention! Please all d passengers who r travelling in d dreams are requested 2 open their eyes v have landed safely in a beautiful day.

~~GOOD MORNING~~







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(5) Passenger:Bhai..


passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?

Conductor: 24 ghantey..

passenger: Kaisey?

Cond: 8 ghante bus me..:-(

or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me;-)







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(6) Train mai ek husb


Train mai ek husband apni wife say: "tujh say shadi kar k pachta raha hoon."

"dil karta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay daal doon"

Samnay wala passenger bola: "bhao bhao"







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(7) A taxi passenger


A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

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The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the foot path and stoped centimeters from a shp window.

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For second every thing went quiet in the cab, the the driver said 'look mate dont ever do that again, you scared the daylights of me!'

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The passenger appologized and saiq ' I didnt realize that a little tap will scared u so much'

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The driver replied ' Sorry its not really ur fault, its my first day as a cab driver. I have been driven ambulance for carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years'.











(8) Taxi driver to Sh


Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kia karon?

Sheikh passenger, Ya Allah !

Aey bhai sab se pehle tu meter band karââ.¬Â







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(9) . .Train mai ek h


. .Train mai ek husband apni wife se:

Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun

Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

Samnay wala passenger:

wao wao wao wao. .







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(10) ON a ship,captain


ON a ship,captain blackmaild a girl

"if u dnt sleep with me i"ll sink ship."

later,she sms her husband,"u must b proud of me,i saved 600 passengers 9 times in 2 days"







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