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(1) 8 Pathan juwa khel rahe the k

8 Pathan juwa khel rahe the k achanak police a gai ek pathan jldi se utha or police van main beth gia police ne pocha tm khud kiyo a kr beth gai pathan bola pichli bar jb chapa para tha tu khada ho kr gia tha



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(2) Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae


Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!

Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay

police Station jao.

Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi

may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

 






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(3) Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(..)
//./\ Oh Teri
_/.\_ Khair.



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(4) Khusra police interview k liye

Khusra police interview k liye gya.
Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy.
Khusra,
taali mar k,
haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy



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(5) We live in a "COUNTRY&


We live in a "COUNTRY"



1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!

Spread the awareness the change v need,

Wake up PAKISTAN










(6) kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo abhi

kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo
abhi be wakat hai man jao
bury wakt ka say phaly man jao
WaRNa police waly khud he mana lay gy;-)



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(7) Police: JAIL me Kaise Aye


police:

JAIL me Kaise Aye?





Sardar:

MEDIA ki LARKI interview kar rahi thi

Us k SEENAY per

"PRESS" likha tha



Me ne daba diya bus itni c baat per police la i.






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(8) Boy:- Tumhari Qameez Phati


Boy:- Tumhari Qameez Phati Hui He,





Girl:- Nahi Ye To Fashion He,







Boy:- Wah G Wah..

Khud Phaaro To Fashion..

Ham Phaaren To police Station..






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(9) Police wala apne bache se:


police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna

band

.

.

Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-






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(10) Police wala apne bache se:


police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna

band

.

.

Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-






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