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(1) Aek admi bakri ko bus me le


Aek admi bakri ko bus me le jana chahta tha



jab wo bus me dakhal hoa bakri le kar



to conducter ne rok lia kaha bakri bus k under



meengany kary gi to wo admi neechy utra



aur bakri ko larkion k kapry pehnay aur dobar gia



conducter ne poocha yeh kon ha



wo kehne lga yeh meri dadi maa ha...



jab seat par beth gia to bakri ne meengany kar deen.....



conducter uncle ap ki dadi maa ki tasbeeh toot gai ha ...............hahaha










(2) Kitni saada kitni pyari K


Kitni saada kitni pyari

Kaanch ki choori jesi lrki

College k ik kmre me bethi

Jane kya kch soch rhi thi

Us ka hath kalai pr tha

Or wo kch kch khofzda thi

Ab kya ho ga?

Me b us k pas hi betha

Us ko gor se dekh rha tha

Me ne us ka hath pkrra

Or pyar se poocha

Kya qissa he?

Us ki ankhen bheeg gain

Or wo dheemi si aawaz me boli

Dekho Wasi!

"Teri Kaanch Ki Choori Toot Gai"










(3) 1 larki qabar par bethi thi...

1 larki qabar par bethi thi...wahan se guzartay howay ek musafir ne poocha ..
ap ko Dar ni lagta qabistan se ?


usss nay jawab dia...

Ander garmi thi iss liye bahir beth gaye



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(4) " Tumhaara Wadaa Bhe Bara Ajee

" Tumhaara Wadaa Bhe Bara Ajeeb Thaa Ke Zindagi Bhar Saath Nibhaengy "

"" Wasi ""

" Meny Yeh Bhe Naa poocha Ke Mohabbat Ke Saath Yaa Yadon Ke Saath . . .



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(5) Dil ne teray baray mein poocha


Dil ne teray baray mein poocha tu bohat Roya...
Wo Shakhs jo patthar tha...Toota tu bohat Roya....

Ye dil ki judai k unwaan pe barson se.....
Chup tha tu chup tha .....Roya tu bohat Roya....

Aasaan tu nahi apni hasti se guzar jana...
Utra jo samnder mein darya..tu bohat Roya....

Jo Shakhs na roya tha tapi hui raahon mein....
Dewaar k saa'ye mein baitha...tu bohat Roya....

Ek Harf tasalli ka, ek harf mohabbat ka.....
Khud apne liye usne likha...tu bohat Roya....

Pehlay bhi shikaston pe khai thi shikast usne....
Lekin wo teray haathon hara...tu bohat Roya....

Jo ehad nibhaney ki deta tha Dua....
Usne kal shaam mujhe tanha dekha...tu bohat Roya ...







(6) Hazrat JUNAID BAGHDADI


Hazrat

JUNAID BAGHDADI

Se poocha Gaya;

Kiya Koi MARD Kisi LARKI Ko Parha Sakta Hy ?

Aapne Farmaya;

Agar Parhaney Wale

BAYAZID BASTAMI

Hon

Parhney Wali

RABIA BASRI

Hon

Jis Jaga Parhaya Ja Raha Hy Wo

BAiTULLAH

Ho

Jo Kuch Parhaya Jaey

Wo

KALAAMULLAH

Ho

Phir Bhi

Ijazat Nahi..










(7) Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiy

Q. Larkiyan pants k neeche kiya pehenti hain?

Socho sochte raho

.

.

.

.

Ans : Vo sandle pehenti hain!
.
.úDirty Mind.Ě

Neeche poocha tha
Andar nahi.



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(8) BOY: I LOVE YOU GIRL NE


BOY:

I LOVE YOU

GIRL NE BOY SE poocha MAIN BHI TUMSE I LOVE YOU KAHUN TO KYA KAROGAY



BOY:

KHUSHI SE MAR JAUNGA



GIRL:

JA PAGLAY NHI KEHTI



JEELAY APNI ZINDAGI :P






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(9) Shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dul


Shadi Ki Raat Dulhan Se Dulha Ne poocha:

Jaan Muh Dikhayi Kitne Dun.?



DULHAN:

(Sharmaty Huwe)

Boli:

Janu jee Waise Tou Main,



Muh Dekhayi

Rs-100



Nuth Utarwayi

Rs-150



Shirt Utarwayi

Rs-200



Brazer Utarwai

Rs-250



Shalwar Utarwayi

Rs-300



Chummi Karwayi

Rs-350



Mutth Lagwayi

Rs-450



Chussa Lagwayi

Rs-500



Ghorri Banwayi

Rs-700



Taangen Uthwayi

Rs-800



Kuss Pharwayi

Rs-1200



Leti Hon Per Aap Shohar Ban Gaye Ho Es Liye Puray Package K,



4000/= De Dena.



 










(10) Hazaron phool aisy thy agar kh

Hazaron phool aisy thy agar khilty to acha tha

Tumhe ko hm ne chaha tha, tumhe milty to acha tha

Jahan phooln ko khilna tha wohen khilty to acha tha

Tumhe ko hm ne chaha tha tumhe milty to acha tha

Koi aa kr hmen poochay tumhen kesy bhulaya hai

Tmhary khatt k ashkoon me shab-e-gham jalaya hai

Hazaron zakhm aisy thy agr silty to acha tha

Tumhe ko hm ne chaha tha tumhe milty to acha tha

Tumhe jitna bhulaya hai tmhari yad aai hai

Bahar-e-nau aai hai to wo khushbu hi laai hai

Tmhary lab meri khatir agar hilty to acha tha

Tumhe ko hm ne chaha tha tumhe milty to acha tha.








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