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(1)
Usay pyar kar k m
Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jag gai,
wah wah
Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gai,
Maine itne love letter post kiye k wo
"postman k sath hi bhag gai.:-D
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(2)
I wanted to send
I wanted to send you
all my love
but
the
postman
said
it
was
too big !!!!!
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(3)
Larki nahane gai
Larki nahane gai
kapre utare
darwaza baja
boli=KAUN?
Jawab aaya=postman
Kapre pehen k letter liya
pir nahane gaie kapre utare
darwaza baja
boli=KAUN?
Jawab aya=DHOBI
Kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya,
Pir nahane gai
kapre utare
darwza baja
pir boli=KON?
Jwab aya=PAPU
(parosan ka beta jo ANDHA hy.
Larki ne socha kya farq prta ha kapre nhi pehnti
aise hi chali gai
darwza khola
PAPU ne mithai di
Boli=kis khushi me
PAPU=Meri Aankhain theek
ho gai
(4)
EXERCISE!
If walk
EXERCISE!
If walking is good for health, the postman wud be immortal
A whale swims all day, only eats
fish, drinks water & is still fat
A rabbit runs & hops & lives only 15 yrs
WHILE
A
turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 450 yrs
MORAL!
TO HELL WITH EXERCISE, SLEEP
WELL & EAT WELL :-)
(5)
To all the people
To all the people who Exercise
And of course for those who don't....
1. If walking is good for health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims
all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is still fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops but lives only 15 years.
4. A turtle doesn't run, does nothing .. yet lives for 450 years.
FORGET EXERCISE.
Sleep well and eat well :-P
(6)
Today I tried to send u the
Today I tried to send u the most cutest and
the most sweetest thing in this world,
but the postman shouted at me..
Hay! Get our from the postbox..
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(7) One dayrnI decided to send u t
One day
I decided to send u the most beautiful and
sweetest thing of the world.
But the postman
shouted at me,
"Oye letter box se bahar niklo...!" ;-)
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(8) 03313778467
Usey pyar krke me
03313778467
Usey pyar krke meri kismat hi jag gai
usay pyar krke meri arzoo bi jag gayi
main ne itne love letter post kie K wo postman saath
hi bhaag gai..
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(9) A Sindhi lawyer?:
Case-wani
A Sindhi lawyer?:
Case-wani
A Sindhi lawyer after a case?:
Purse-wani
A blue-skier Sindhi?:
Akash-wani
What is a communist Sindhi called?
Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
Kriplani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
Marjani.
What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to
Hindustani Music?
Raga Kirvani.
A god fearing Sindhi?
Bhagwandas Godwani
A Sindhi painter?
Sadarangani
A Sindhi chef?
Papadmull Kukreja
A Sindhi electrician?
Voltram Bijlani
A fashionable Sindhi?
Jogio Armani
A Sindhi milkman?
Gopal Dudeja
A heroic Sindhi soldier?
Hiroo Sipahimalani
A Sindhi pest control contractor?
Khatmull Marwani
A Sindhi stripper working in New York?
Barbra Jhangiani
A Sindhi casanova?
Prem Kissinchandani
A Sindhi fire-engine?
Bhambhani
A Sindhi detergent?
Neelam Rindani
A Sindhi postman?
Mailwani
A forgetful Sindhi?
Bulo Bhulchandani
A fashionable Sindhi?
Primlani
A fat Sindhi?
Hathiramani
A Sindhi fly?
Makhija
A downtrodden Sindhi?
Nichani
A corrupt Sindhi?
Chaipani
Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
Because the air is free.
(10) Sardar to postman :Sir my wife
Sardar to postman :Sir my wife is missing.
postman: BHAI ye to post office hai,
tum police station jao..
Sardar:Sorry sir khusi k mare
kuch samajh he nahi raha k kia karoon! amir khan
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