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(1) Usay pyar kar k m


Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jag gai,

wah wah

Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gai,

Maine itne love letter post kiye k wo
"postman k sath hi bhag gai.:-D







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(2) I wanted to send


I wanted to send you

all my love

but

the

postman

said

it

was

too big !!!!!







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(3) Larki nahane gai


Larki nahane gai

kapre utare

darwaza baja

boli=KAUN?

Jawab aaya=postman

Kapre pehen k letter liya

pir nahane gaie kapre utare

darwaza baja

boli=KAUN?

Jawab aya=DHOBI

Kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya,

Pir nahane gai

kapre utare

darwza baja

pir boli=KON?

Jwab aya=PAPU

(parosan ka beta jo ANDHA hy.

Larki ne socha kya farq prta ha kapre nhi pehnti

aise hi chali gai

darwza khola

PAPU ne mithai di

Boli=kis khushi me

PAPU=Meri Aankhain theek ho gai











(4) EXERCISE! If walk


EXERCISE!

If walking is good for health, the postman wud be immortal

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water & is still fat

A rabbit runs & hops & lives only 15 yrs

WHILE

A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 450 yrs

MORAL!

TO HELL WITH EXERCISE, SLEEP WELL & EAT WELL :-)











(5) To all the people


To all the people who Exercise

And of course for those who don't....

1. If walking is good for health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is still fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops but lives only 15 years.

4. A turtle doesn't run, does nothing .. yet lives for 450 years.

FORGET EXERCISE.

Sleep well and eat well :-P











(6) Today I tried to send u the


Today I tried to send u the most cutest and
the most sweetest thing in this world,
but the postman shouted at me..
Hay! Get our from the postbox..




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(7) One dayrnI decided to send u t

One day
I decided to send u the most beautiful and sweetest thing of the world.

But the postman shouted at me,
"Oye letter box se bahar niklo...!" ;-)



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(8) 03313778467 Usey pyar krke me

03313778467

Usey pyar krke meri kismat hi jag gai

usay pyar krke meri arzoo bi jag gayi

main ne itne love letter post kie K wo postman saath hi bhaag gai..



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(9) A Sindhi lawyer?: Case-wani

A Sindhi lawyer?:
Case-wani

A Sindhi lawyer after a case?:
Purse-wani

A blue-skier Sindhi?:
Akash-wani

What is a communist Sindhi called?
Lalwani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
Thadani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
Kriplani.

What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
Marjani.

What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to Hindustani Music?
Raga Kirvani.

A god fearing Sindhi?
Bhagwandas Godwani

A Sindhi painter?
Sadarangani

A Sindhi chef?
Papadmull Kukreja

A Sindhi electrician?
Voltram Bijlani

A fashionable Sindhi?
Jogio Armani

A Sindhi milkman?
Gopal Dudeja

A heroic Sindhi soldier?
Hiroo Sipahimalani

A Sindhi pest control contractor?
Khatmull Marwani

A Sindhi stripper working in New York?
Barbra Jhangiani

A Sindhi casanova?
Prem Kissinchandani

A Sindhi fire-engine?
Bhambhani

A Sindhi detergent?
Neelam Rindani

A Sindhi postman?
Mailwani

A forgetful Sindhi?
Bulo Bhulchandani

A fashionable Sindhi?
Primlani

A fat Sindhi?
Hathiramani

A Sindhi fly?
Makhija

A downtrodden Sindhi?
Nichani

A corrupt Sindhi?
Chaipani

Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
Because the air is free.







(10) Sardar to postman :Sir my wife

Sardar to postman :Sir my wife is missing.

postman: BHAI ye to post office hai,

tum police station jao..

Sardar:Sorry sir khusi k mare

kuch samajh he nahi raha k kia karoon! amir khan



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