Urdu Puchha Sms

(1) Sade yaadan wale

Sade yaadan wale moti kite dul ta ni gaye,

Sade pyar de sunehe kite rul ta ni gaye.

Rat sochan wich gai chal puchhange swere,

sade yaar sanu kite bhul te ni gae

(2) Sardar Se Puchha:

Sardar Se puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?

Sardar: A Cockroach

Why?

Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

(3) raste mein mili m

raste mein mili mujhe larki ik din

bohot hi sunder lagi mujhe

naam pata jab meine puchha

zor se sandal lagi mujhe

meine kaha 'jee teher to jaaiye

sandal apni lete jaaiye

yaan mein hi ghar pe de jaunga

naam pata bas dete jaaiye'

Unho ne kaha 'ye tum hi pehno

balon ke gajre, zever mein khil lo

agar yeh bhi kam par jaaen

to jake mere shohar se mil lo

yaaron ab phir mein kya karta

ghar ko bhaaga girta chalta

theek hui jo sans phul gayi

aur phir meri neend khul gayi...

(4) na gubar main na

na gubar main na gulab main mujhe dekhana

mere dard ki ab-o-tab main mujhe dekhana

kisi waqt sham malal main mujhe sochana

kabhi apane dil ki kitab main mujhe dekhana

kisi dhun main tum bhi jo bastiyon ko tyag do

isi rah-e-KhanaKharab main mujhe dekhana

kisi rat mah-o-najuum se mujhe puchhana

kabhi apani chashm purab main mujhe dekhana

isi dil se ho kar guzar gaye kai karavan

ki hijraton ke zab main mujhe dekhana

main na mil sakun bhi to kya hua ke fasana hun

nai dastan naye bab main mujhe dekhana

mere Khar Khar saval main mujhe Dhundna

mere git main mere Khvab main mujhe dekhana

mere ansuon ne bujhai thi meri tashnagi

isi bargzida sahab main mujhe dekhanaa

wohe ik lamha deed tha ke ruka raha

mere roz-o-shab ke hisab main mujhe dekhana

jo tarap tujhe kisi aine main na mil sake

to phir aine ke javab main mujhe dekhana

(5) tum chup rahe pay

tum chup rahe payaam-e-muhabbat yahii to hai

aankhen jhukiin nazar kii qayaamat yahii to hai

mahafil men log chauNk paDe mere naam par

tum muskuraa diye merii qiimat yahii to hai

tum puchhate ho tumane shikaayat bhii kii kabhii

sach puuchhiye to mujahko shikaayat yahii to hai

vaade the beshumaar magar ai mizaaj-e-yaar

ham yaad kyaa dilaayeN nazaakat yahii to hai

mere talab kii had hai na tere ataa kii had

mujahko tere karam se nidaamat yahii to hai

(6) haath meraa ai me

haath meraa ai merii parachhaa_ii.n tuu hii thaam le

ek muddat se mujhe to suujhataa kuchh bhii nahii.n

shahar-e-shab me.n kaun-saa ghar thaa na dii jis par sadaa

niind ke andhe musaafir ko milaa kuchh bhii nahii.n

umr bhar umr-e-gurezaa.N se na merii ban sakii

jo kare karatii rahe mai.n puchhataa kuchh bhii nahii.n

[umr-e-gurezaa.N = fleeting life]

vo bhii shaayad ro pa.De viiraan kaaGaz dekh kar

mai.n ne us ko aaKhirii Khat me.n likhaa kuchh bhii nahii.n

(7) Azaan Hoti Thi To

Azaan Hoti Thi To Hazrat Ali Kanpney Lagty Thy

Or Rang Surkh Ho Jata Tha,

Kisi Ne puchha:

Ye Kya Maajra Hai Jab Azaan Hoti Hai Aap Kanpney Lagte Hein!

Aap Ne Farmaya:

Itni Barhi Hasti Ka Bulawa aaya Hai Pata Nahi Main Uska Farz Theek Tarah Se Adaa Kar Sakunga Ya Nahi! Or aaj logon ko koi perwa hi nahi..

(8) ek din puchha mus

ek din puchha muskurahat ne humse,

har pal hamein kyu bulate ho??????

humne kha hum yaad apne dost ko karte hai,

tum kyon chale aate ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(9) Ek ladke ne ek l

Ek ladke

ne ek ladki

ko prapose

kiya to ladki

ne uske praposel

ko thukra

diya.Uska

dost ye sab

dekh raha tha

aur dusre din

use khush

dekh kar

usase puchhata

hai tum to khus

nazar aarahe

ho jabki ladki

ne to tumhare

praposel ko

thukara diya,

kya tum udas

nahi ho ?

to wo ladka

kahta hai

mai udas kyu

rahu wo bhi

uske liye jo

mujhse pyar nahi

karti,jabki

mai janta hu

ki maine use

khoya hai

jo mujhse par

nahi karti

udas to use

hona chahiye

tha ki usne

use kho diya

jo use sachcha

pyar karta tha.

(10) Dur na jaaya karo

Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai

Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai

Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse

Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai