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(1) pathan 1: Tumhari


pathan 1: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise puncture Huwa?

2: Ik Rooh Afza Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

1: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

.

2: Bottle Us bacha Ka hath Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha...







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(2) HUSBAND and WIFE


HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle canââ.¬â.¢t move further

M0ral:

always Keep a SPARE TYREââ.¬Â
.







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(3) Secretary saw zip


Secretary saw zip of Boss pant is open

Secretary-/

Sir your garage door is open

Boss-/

Did u c my BMW

+

Secretary

No sir, i saw Mehran with 2 punctured tyres.@







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(4) Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kai

Santa:
Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise puncture Huwa?


Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.


Santa:
Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?


Banta:
Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi
Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha... ;->





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(5) pathan 1: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre

pathan 1: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise puncture Huwa?

2: Ik Rooh Afza Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.


1: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?


.



2: Bottle Us bacha Ka hath Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha...:-D



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(6) HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 ty

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle


If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further


M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE
.





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(7) HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 ty

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle



If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further



M0ral:

always Keep a SPARE TYRE
.



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(8) A gentleman tries to catch th

A gentleman tries to catch the attention of a lady in front of him by pssst, pssst, all the time. She eventually TURNed round and said to him: Hey you, does your bluddy face have a puncture?“





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(9) Husband & wife are like two ty

Husband & wife are like two tyres of a vehicle. Even if one tyre punctures, the vehicle can't move further. So intelligent men always carry a stepny with them ;)



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(10) Pyar me kabhi petrol nahi hota

Pyar me kabhi petrol nahi hota,
Pyar ke safar me kabhi puncture nahi hota....
Pyar to woh gaadi hai dear,
Jisme kabhi do se zyada passenger nahi hota...



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