Latest puncture Sms and puncture Shayari
Urdu Puncture Sms
This is the best collection Urdu Puncture Poetry, Hindi Puncture Shayari and latest Puncture Sms in Urdu. We have selected all sms & shayari collection related to keyword "Puncture" online here. You can read Puncture hindi sms, Puncture poetry online and best Puncture poetry in urdu
(1)
pathan 1: Tumhari
pathan 1: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise puncture Huwa?
2: Ik Rooh Afza Ki Bottle
Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.
1: Tumhain Bottle Nazar
Nahi Aayi?
.
2: Bottle Us bacha Ka hath
Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha...
Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message
(2)
HUSBAND and WIFE
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle
canââ.¬â.¢t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYREââ.¬Â
.
Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message
(3)
Secretary saw zip
Secretary saw zip of Boss pant is open
Secretary-/
Sir your garage door is open
Boss-/
Did u c
my BMW
+
Secretary
No sir, i saw Mehran with 2 punctured tyres.@
Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message
(4) Santa:
Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kai
Santa:
Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise puncture Huwa?
Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.
Santa:
Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?
Banta:
Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi
Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha... ;->
Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message
(5) pathan 1: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre
pathan 1: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise puncture Huwa?
2: Ik Rooh Afza Ki Bottle Iske
Neeche Aagayi Thi.
1: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi
Aayi?
.
2: Bottle Us bacha
Ka hath Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha...:-D
Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message
(6) HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 ty
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE
.
Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message
(7) HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 ty
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE
.
Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message
(8) A gentleman tries to catch th
A gentleman tries to catch the attention of a lady in front
of him by pssst, pssst, all the time. She eventually TURNed round and said to him: Hey you, does your
bluddy face have a puncture?“
Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message
(9) Husband & wife are like two ty
Husband & wife are like two tyres of a vehicle. Even if one tyre punctures, the vehicle can't move further. So intelligent men always carry a
stepny with them ;)
Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message
(10) Pyar me kabhi petrol nahi hota
Pyar me kabhi petrol nahi hota,
Pyar ke safar me kabhi puncture nahi hota....
Pyar to woh gaadi hai dear,
Jisme kabhi do se zyada passenger nahi hota...
Send this sms to ur mobile phone via text message Go To Page >> [1]
Read new/updated puncture sms. No doubt, its biggest collection of puncture mobile messages on internet. You can subscribe puncture sms and get newly added puncture text messages to your email as well. Keep visiting this page as latest urdu puncture sms will be coming soon. There are many Urdu puncture SMS lovers who are eager to share Urdu puncture SMS with you;)
Post to Forum :
Post to Website :
