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Sardar to doctor:
When I
sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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(2)
Sardar english k paper main
sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I'm not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
(3)
Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe da
sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,
tention de,
mujhe barbad kar de,
mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye
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(4)
A Sardar went 2 hotel, orde
A sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes
with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga sardar tha!
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(5)
In bio practical:
Examine
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
sardar:See my legs & tell my name
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(6)
A Sardar Enters In Ladies T
A sardar Enters In Ladies Toilet By Mistake.
All Ladies
Suddenly
Standup..
sardar: Izzat Dil Vich Honi Chayidi Aa..
Betho Betho Tatti Kr Lo Puri.!
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(7)
Angraiz:
Muje Sardar bana
Angraiz:
Muje sardar bana do
Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
Angrz:ok
Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
A laka naswar rawra
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(8)
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FIN
NURSE kept sardar'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN sardar STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
sardar:next is URINE TEST
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pathan to sardar yara mujhe
pathan to sardar yara mujhe i go is ka mutlab btao sardar main jata hoon pathan aise tto tmhara baap bhi nhi ja skta phle muje is ka mutlab btao
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2 admi motar cycle par pank
2 admi motar cycle par pankha le kar ja rahy the pankha hawa se ghoom raha tha ek sardar ne dekh leya aour 500 ki texi karwai aur un k peche lag geya kuch fasly
par un ko roka aur dono ko 1 1 lagai aur bola saaleyo bijli
aggay nai labdi tussi sakotaraan te pakhey laaye hoye ne
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