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(1) §ardar wr


Ã.§ardar writes to ßill gates abt PC & windows problems:

1.My child LEARNed MS WORD now he wants MS SENTENCE

2.I find only RE-CYCLE but no RE-scooter.I need that as i own Vespa scooter

3.I see MS OFFICE bt i need MS HOME,as i use pc at home

4.Finaly,how is that ur name is Gates but u r Ã.§elling WINDOWS.!











(2) One day evening a


One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually.

He met his friend on the way... Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually? Sardarji: \'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.

Friend: \'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from home in the MORNING?\'

Sardarji: \'I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the MORNING.











(3) Santa:Aj party ki


Santa:Aj party kis khusi mein.

Banta:aaj mera scooter kho gya.

Santa:to kia hua.

Banta:Shukr h mein uspr nhi tha nhito mein b kho jata!!! ?;)?  ?







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(4) Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nik

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla
To Police Ne Kaha Nikaal 50rs..


Santa:
Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He


Police:
Abe, Par scooter Kaha He ?





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(5) Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nik

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla
To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..


Santa:
Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He


Police:
Abe, Par
scooter Kaha He ?





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(6) Sardar Writes 2 Bill Gates Abt

Sardar Writes 2 Bill Gates Abt
Pc & Windows Problems:


1.My Child LEARNed
Ms Word
Now He Wants
Ms Sentence


2.I Find Only Re-Cycle
But
No Re-scooter


3.I See
Ms Office
But
I Need
Ms Home
As I Use Pc At Home


4.Finaly,How Is That Ur Name Is Gates
But
U R Selling Windows.









(7) Wife: Aaj Prty Kyu De Rhe Ho?

Wife:
Aaj Prty Kyu De Rhe Ho?


Srdar:
Kal Mera scooter Kho Gaya
Bhagwan Ka Sukr Hai Ki Me Us
Par Nahi Baitha Tha
VaRNa Me Bhi





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(8) Baap: beta shadi k din susra


Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?



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(9) Police:Tumhari Wife Gum Hui To

Police:Tumhari Wife Gum Hui To Tum ne Police Ko Q Nahi Bataya
Pathan Q K Jub Mera scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din chala k wapis kya tha..|




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(10) Apni to qismat hi aisi nikli Y

Apni to qismat hi aisi nikli Yaro:(



Zameen mili banjar TEAM mili kanjar



Badaam mile karwe Players mile bharwe



Angoor mile khatte Opners mile tatte



Janwar mila ghora keeper mila maa k lora



Bakre mile aandu Fielders mile gaandu



Sawari mili scooter Team mili chootar

by

M. Yousaf

Pakistan team Captin.







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