Urdu Shaadi Sms

(1) Kisi shayar ne kaha.. Zindagi

Kisi shayar ne kaha..

Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,

Kisi aashiq ne kaha..

Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,

Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,

Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!

(2) Wo raat Dard aur sitam ki raat

Wo raat Dard aur sitam ki raat hogi,

Jis raat ruksat un ki Baraat hogi.



Uth jatay hain ye soch kar neend se k,

Kisi ghair ki baahon me Meri jan hogi.



Hosh nahi tha mujhe Us ki shaadi ki raat.

Main ne kabhi ye na Socha tha k meri zindagi Nelaam hogi.



Meri jan ab zinda hon Teri khatir.

Kal shehar me tere kafan Me lipti meri lash hogi.



Tum dekh kar khoon k Ansoo ro gi.

Youn khoon se bhari Meri lash hogi.



Qayamat hi qayamt hogi Tere shehar me,

K har gali har ghar me Likhi meri dukh bhari Daastaan hogi

(3) Wo raat Dard aur sitam ki r

Wo raat Dard aur sitam ki raat hogi,

Jis raat ruksat un ki Baraat hogi.



Uth jatay hain ye soch kar neend se k,

Kisi ghair ki baahon me Meri jan hogi.



Hosh nahi tha mujhe Us ki shaadi ki raat.

Main ne kabhi ye na Socha tha k meri zindagi Nelaam hogi.



Meri jan ab zinda hon Teri khatir.

Kal shehar me tere kafan Me lipti meri lash hogi.



Tum dekh kar khoon k Ansoo ro gi.

Youn khoon se bhari Meri lash hogi.



Qayamat hi qayamt hogi Tere shehar me,

K har gali har ghar me Likhi meri dukh bhari Daastaan hogi

(4) Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaa

Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)

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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P

Bari tezz hy tu? =D

(5) Pkistan ki wo shazadi ho gyi,

Pkistan ki wo shazadi ho gyi,
Wha ki wo ameer zaadi ho gyi,
Mera beta bola mere abba se,
Hey! dada sania mirza ki shaadi ho gyi.

(6) Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 di

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli,

"Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.

(7) Zindigi mein shaa

Zindigi mein shaadi KaRNa bhi bohat zaroori hai

qn k zindigi mein khushiyan he sab kuch nahin hotein ..:-)

(8) Aik DULHA SHAADI

Aik DULHA shaadi KI PEHLI RAAT

Apni Biwi ka Ghonghat utha k Bare Pyar se Pochta hai:-

Kiya naam hai 'Huzoor' ka?

Biwi:-

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD(SAWS)

Dulha:-

Kya farmaya AAP ne?

Biwi:-

Namaz parho

roza rakho aur zakat do.

Dulha pareshan ho k bahar gaya aur bola:-

'ANDAR TO WAHI NAZIL HO RAHI HAI'

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(9) Pathan ki shaadi

Pathan ki shaadi ni ho rahi thi

Wo mannat maangne gya Waha uski maa gum gyi


Pathan bola:Ya Khudaya Teri Khudayi


Apni to mili nhi
Abba ki b gawayi;-)

(10) 1 SHEIKH Shaadi S

1 SHEIKH shaadi Se Pehle Apni Mangetar Se:
Darling shaadi Ki Raat Me Tumhe Kya "GIFT" Don.?
Mangetar:
"RING" De Dena.

SHEIKH:
MOBILE Par Ya P.T.C.L Par...??