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(1) Question: Definit


Question: Definition of an upgrade?

Answer: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

Question: What do computers eat when they get hungry?

Answer: Chips.

Question: How is the new iMac like a woman?

Answer: Neither one will take a 3 1/2 inch floppy and they both like a big hard drive.

Question: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?

Answer: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."

Question: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Answer: Because it is below C level.

Question: What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

Answer: A virus does something.

Question: Why is ****** like software?

Answer: For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it for free.











(2) Free Gift,,, Path


Free Gift,,,

Pathan:

Oye Mre shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,,

Shopkeeper!

G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,,

PATHAN:

Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He

DANDRUFF FREE..







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(3) Aankhon main sham


Aankhon main shampoo chala bhi jaye Faraz!

Aansu to mere aaty he nahi.

Kyon k

JHONSON shampoo k bina to hum nahaty he nahi.







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(4) Aaj jab tere baal


Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se sahlata hoonââ.¬Â
.

Lagta haiââ.¬Â
kisi kaantedaar jhari ko haath laga raha hoonââ.¬Â


jee karta hai,

in baalon ko trim kar shampoo karoonââ.¬Â
.. nahin to phir apne haath hi dho daloonââ.¬Â
.











(5) Boy Friend : Boht


Boy Friend : Boht romantic andaz main

jan dekho ma tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya...

Grl FRIEND.Kiya?

Boy Friend :(English Anti lice) shampoo... ;







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(6) Yunhi Mazaq Mazaq Main Hum Gan

Yunhi Mazaq Mazaq Main Hum Ganjey Ho Gae Faraz!
Najaney Kon Hamarey shampoo Main Veet Daal Gaya...





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(7) Boy Friend : Boht Romantic And

Boy Friend :
Boht Romantic Andaz Main
Jan Dekho Ma?
Tmhari Zulfoon Ke Liye Kiya Laya...


Girl FRIEND:
Kiya?


Boy Friend :
(EngliSh Anti Lice)
shampoo... ;->





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(8) Sardar: Oye Meray Shampoo K Sa

Sardar:
Oye Meray shampoo K Sath Wala Free Gift De!!


Shopkeeper:
Sardar G Uske Sath Ko Igift Nahi Hai


Sardar:
Bakwas Na Kar shampoo P Likha Hai
DANDRUF FREE





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(9) Boy Friend : Boht Romantic And

Boy Friend :
Boht Romantic Andaz Main
Jan Dekho Ma?
Tmhari Zulfoon Ke Liye Kiya Laya...


Girl FRIEND:
Kiya?


Boy Friend :
(EngliSh Anti Lice)
shampoo... ;->





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(10) Sardar: Oye Mre Shampoo K 7


Sardar: Oye Mre shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,,
Shopkeeper: G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,,
Sardar: Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He
DANDRUFF FREE..



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