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(1) Meera: Fruit walay shop par


Meera: Fruit walay shop par



Mujh Potateos Fevr chaye



shopkeeper: Yeh potatoes fever kaya hota hy?



Meera: u literacy people iska matlab hota hy



Aalo Bukhara






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(2) Tofani barish mei


Tofani barish mein rat ko,

shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya

shopkeeper: Aap married hein?

Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia

meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?







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(3) A MAN: U cheated


A MAN: U cheated me. shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN







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(4) toufani barish me


toufani barish me rat ko shop pr 1 admi pizza lene aya .

shopkeeper : Aap shadi shuda hen ?

ADMI : Iss tufani barish me kya meri maa mujhe pizza lene bhjegi .







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(5) Memon At shop: Bh


Memon At shop:

Bhai 1 RS ka load kar do

shopkeeper:

Itna load karwa k Call KRNi Hai ya SMS

Memon:

KRNA te Khuch Ve Nhi bs aiven paise uraan di adat aaa







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(6) Free Gift,,, Path


Free Gift,,,

Pathan:

Oye Mre Shampoo K 7 Wala Free Gift De,,,

shopkeeper!

G Iske 7 Koi Gift Nahi He,,,,

PATHAN:

Bakwas Mat Kar Shampu Pe Likha He

DANDRUFF FREE..







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(7) Memon: Yeh Kaila(


Memon:

Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya?

shopkeeper:

1rs.

Memon:

60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai?

S.K:

60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.

Memon:

Ley 40 Paisay

Chilka Rakh Aur Kela Day De







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(8) "Pathan shop pe j


"Pathan shop pe ja k: Aik kilo Bhains ka doodh de do.

shopkeeper:

Tmhara bartan chota hai.

Pathan:

Acha Bakri ka de do.







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(9) Pathan: Mivaak he


Pathan: Mivaak he?

shopkeeper: Nhi, hm masvaak nhi bechte.

Next day,

Pathan: Masvak he?

shopkeeper: Kal b btaya tha k nhi he.

Next day,

Pathan: Masvak he?

shopkeeper: Ab pucha to goli mar dun ga.

Next day,

Pathan: GOLI or PISTOL hen?

shopkeeper: Nhi

Pathan: Acha to phr masvak he?











(10) Sardar goes to bu


Sardar goes to buy an underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?

shopkeeper: Rs 500

Sardar: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.







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