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(1) Na chemistry hoti na main stud

Na chemistry hoti na main student hota,

Na ye lab hoti na ye accident hota,

Abhi practical mein aayi nazar ek ladki,

Sundar thi naak us ki test tube jaisi,

Baton mein us ki glucose ki mithas thi,

Sanson mein ester ki khushboo bhi sath thi,

Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuchh is tarah ka pyaar,

Bin piye hi ho jata hai alcohol ka khumar,

Benzene sa hota tha uski presence ka ehsaas,

Andhere mein hota tha radium ka abhas,

Nazrein mili, reaction hua,

Kuchh is tarah love ka production hua,

Lagne lage us ke ghar ke chakkar aise,

Nucleus ke charon taraf electron hon jaise,

Us din hamare test ka confirmation hua,

Jab us ke daddy se hamara introduction hua,

Sun kar hamari baat wo aise uchhal pade,

Ignesium tube mein jaise sodium bhadak uthe,

Woh bole, hosh mein aao, pehchano apni auqat,

Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi gold ke saath,

Ye sun kar tuta hamare armanon bhara beakar,

Aur ham chup rahe benzaldehyde ka kadwa ghoont pee kar,

Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara kam chalta na tha,

Aur lab mein hamare dil ke siwa kuchh jalta na tha.







(2) Date sheets, Results ..


Date sheets,



Results ...



Exams...



Notes...



guess papers...



assignment...



that's all is the life of a student.






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(3) Lady Teacher : Bacho meri n


Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon. student : Miss ap to bilkul meri 'LULLI' jaisi hain.






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(4) teacher uss ne khhud kushe


teacher uss ne khhud kushe kar li aur usey khud kushi kaRNee pare 2no fiqron me farq batao student pely wala berozgar tha 2sra shade shuda tha






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(5) MID NIGHT COFFEESMidnight coff

MID NIGHT COFFEES


Midnight coffees,

Long chats,

Bunking classes,

Fighting for friends,

Last minute revisions,

Tension filled exams,

Boring lectures,

Tears for love,

Sitting idle in the class,

Watching pretty faces,

Irresistable Laughters,

Horrible teachers

People call it students

We call it life...













(6) Lady Teacher : Bacho meri n


Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon. student : Miss ap to bilkul meri 'LULLI' jaisi hain.






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(7) A physics student proposing a

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:

I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.


Girl:

Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-







(8) Teacher : Translate this to


Teacher : Translate this to english - "Me tumhari jan nikal dooongi"

student : English ki Ma ki aankh pehly hath to laga k dikhaaaa






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(9) Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Pa


Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Papa?

student: Main.

Sir: Kaise?

student: Maine mummy ka Doodh peena chhod diya hai lekin PAPA abhi bhi peete hai.






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(10) Teacher:How do you think Sh


Teacher:How do you think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?

student slowly and Innocently replies: With a pencil mam






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