Urdu Suhagraat Sms

(1) Asman se utra hai

Asman se utra hai hmara pyar..

pyar ki shama jalaye bethy hein..

tery any ka intazar hai ab t0,

singaar rachaye bethy hen..

Sari sakhyan b ja chuki ab t0,

ghbrahat seeny me dabaye bethy hein..

uth k tery pas b aa ni sakty,

pa0n me mehndi lagaye bethy hein..

keh na paye thy j0 bat ab tk,

usy h0nt0n se lagye bethy hein..

uthayngy chehry se naqab hamara,

naqab k0 chehry py giraye bethy hein..

kh0l0gy tum in surkh kaly0n k0,

lab0n py lali sajaye bethy hein..

suhagraat hai neend na aaja kahin,

khuwab palk0n mehn ch0paye bethy hein..

(2) Suhagraat pe shoh

suhagraat pe shohar wife se: Dikhnay mei tou teray ******s baray soft aur pink lag rahay han!

Wife : (sharmaatay huwe) Pata nahi g..

"JITNAY MOUH UTNI BAATEIN

(3) Suhagraat ke agle

suhagraat ke agle din

Simi:-Kal raat ki hoya?

Nikki:- ohna ne meri chunni la ke kili te tang ditti.

Simi:-Fer?

Nikki:-Fer mera kurta kili te,

Fer salwaar kili te,

Fer bra kili te,

Fer pent kili te.

Simi:-Fer?

Nikki:-Fer kili tut gayi te oh bhen da yaar sari raat killi hi thokda ria..

(4) PATHAN Suhagraat Per Biwi Se:

PATHAN suhagraat Per Biwi Se:
Chalo Kamiz Utaro
Ab Brazer Utaro
Ab Batao Is Me Doodh Ata He?

Biwi:Haan

PATHAN:
Tum Doodh Nikalo Hum Papay Lekar Ata Hai..

(5) *>* rnrnrnAsman se utra hai hm

*<< SuhaaG Raat >>*

Asman se utra hai hmara pyar..
pyar ki shama jalaye bethy hein..
tery any ka intazar hai ab t0,
singaar rachaye bethy hen..
Sari sakhyan b ja chuki ab t0,
ghbrahat seeny me dabaye bethy hein..
uth k tery pas b aa ni sakty,
pa0n me mehndi lagaye bethy hein..
keh na paye thy j0 bat ab tk,
usy h0nt0n se lagye bethy hein..
uthayngy chehry se naqab hamara,
naqab k0 chehry py giraye bethy hein..
kh0l0gy tum in surkh kaly0n k0,
lab0n py lali sajaye bethy hein..
suhagraat hai neend na aaja kahin,
khuwab palk0n mehn ch0paye bethy hein...~*~/

(6) Sardar ki suhagraat ko light n

Sardar ki suhagraat ko light nahi thi



noker se bola to bati pakr k khra ho mai ****** krta ho,







nokr ne bati pakri wo



se* KRNe laga.



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BV se pucha maza aaya?



BV boli nahi.



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phr koshish ki phr BV se pucha ab maza aaya?



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BV boli nahi



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Sardar nokr ko bola ye bati mai pakrta hun tum ****** kro.



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nokr shuro hogaya jab kaam khatm howa to sardar ne BV se pucha



ab maza aaya?



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BV boli haan ab aya.



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Sardar nokr ko thapr mar k bola



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dekha bati is tarha pkri jati hai.

(7) Sama tha suhana suhagraat ka t

Sama tha suhana suhagraat ka tha bahana,
Dulha mood me tha dulhan se sunne koi gana.
Dulhan ne shuru kiya gana,
Bhaiya mere rakhi ke bandhan ko nibhana...!