Urdu Syllabus Sms

(1) Samandar bhar syl

Samandar bhar syllabus he,

Nadi bhar parh pate he,

Balti bhar yaad hota hai,

Mug bhar likh pate he,

Chullu bhar number ate he,

Aao doob k mar jate he.! :$

(2) Kehdo un parhne w

Kehdo un parhne walon se,

Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,

Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,

Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

(3) A GENIUS Is A Per

A GENIUS

Is A Person

Who Can Do For

$1 What Any Fool Can

Do For $100?

-As Such V Complete

Syllabus In 1 Day,

That Lecturers

Try In 1 Semester !!

(4) Exams ke 4 din pe

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

(5) ISLAM is the Univ

ISLAM is the University

WORLD is the Class room

QURAN is the Syllabus

MUHAMMAD (PBUH) is the Teacher

ALLAH is the Examiner

Try to pass the final Exam.

All The Best.

(6) Woh School Ki Pya

Woh School Ki Pyar Hai Woh Pyar Bhari Baatein

Woh Syllabus Ki Tension Woh Exam Ki Raatein

Woh Canteen Ki Party Woh Friends Ki Laatain

Woh Rothna Manana Wo Bunk Mulaqatein

Parposal Ki Plaaning Main Woh Raat Ka GUZaRNa

Phir Class Ke Peche Ki Sear Per Sona

Be Tuki Baton Ko Serious Lena

Woh Matlab Ki Baatain Hansi Mein Urana

Na Woh Din Hain

Na Raat

Na Gusa

Na

Baatein

Agar Kuch Hai To Bus

Yaadain Hi Yaadain

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(7) Na Waqt Itna K Sy

Na Waqt Itna K Syllabus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard Dya Hy Is Parhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye Aur Na Soya Jaye. :-)

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(8) Kehdo un pharno w

Kehdo un pha
o walo say,

kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,

jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,

utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy

(9) "Pressure on brai

"Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ, keeping the syllabus constant."

Zubeda Aapa's 1st law of tension ;-)

(10) A question posed.

A question posed...

Prove: 2 / 10 = 2

..

Art student : Out of syllabus

.....

Commerce student : Question hi galat hai ..

..

Management student : it is very easy

Here is the solution offered:

2/10 = TWO / TEN = WO / EN = 23+15 / 5+14 = 38 / 19 = 2

good managers never ask.....

"Ans kya hai?"

They only ask "Ans Kya lana hai"

That's Management