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(1) Tarzan k akhree alfaz kia t


tarzan k akhree alfaz kia thy?

Darakhto ki jholti shakho pr grees kis kambakht ny lagaya tha.






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(2) 1 Din Tarzan ne s


1 Din tarzan ne saray kapray utar diye..

Janwar usy dekh k hsnay lgay

tarzan: Tum hans Q rahe ho??



Janwar:

Tumhari dum ghalat jaga lgi hui hai..:-)







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(3) Promise me we are


Promise me we are true friends

I am lamp you are light

I am Coke you are Sprite

I am Sawan you are badal

I am Normal you are Pagal

I am Water you are Tanki

I am tarzan you are Monkey







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(4) ek din tarzan sary kapray ut

ek din tarzan

sary kapray utar

deta ha

janwar usay deakh kar haste hain

tarzan;

tm sab has kuyon rahe ho

janwar;

tumhari dum galat jaga lagi hoi hy ...



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(5) Promise me we are true friends

Promise me we are true friends,



Promise me we are true friends,

I am lamp you are light,

I am Coke you are Sprite,

I am Sawan you are badal,

I am Normal you are Pagal

I am Water you are Tanki,

I am tarzan you are Monkey



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(6) Promise me we are true friends

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am tarzan you are Monkey



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(7) Q: What is the difference b/w

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR



Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.



Apun dono ki dosti eik dum jhakas hona mangta hai.
Jhakas boley to...Apun hira tu moti,
Apun sabji tu roti, apun pani tu tanki, apun tarzan tu monkey.



Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha...
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara...
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha.



Tumne mere dil se khela,
Tumne mere tan se khela,
Tumne mere man se khela,
... Wah Wah Well Played.



Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun "Sa Law" kehta hai?



Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.



Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge?
Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..



MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.



Pati patni se:- kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai.
Patni(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahai.









(8) Promise me we are true friends

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am tarzan you are Monkey





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(9) Promise me we are true friends

Promise me we are true friends,
I am lamp you are light,
I am Coke you are Sprite,
I am Sawan you are badal,
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki,
I am tarzan you are Monkey~~~~~~~!
kaisa!!!!!!!!!!




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(10) africa k mashor shahar syberia

africa k mashor shahar syberia k khofnak wadion k sunsan jangal k pepl k darakhton k neche safar karte hovi
tarzan k kndo par nachti hovi bandri,,how r u




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