Urdu Thanda Sms

(1) 3 Aurton ne driving sikhna

3 Aurton ne driving sikhna shuru ki.

Jab teeno k shohar aapas me mile to Ek bola:

Meri BV ko najaane kia ho gaya,

Raat ko neend mei mera pakar kr kehti hy,

1st gear,

2nd gear.



Dosra bola:

y to kch nh mery bv need man mera hath apni tajmahal pe rakh k bolty ha "Engin bht garam hogaya h thanda karo."



Teesra bola:

ye to kuch b nahi.

Meri BV neend mei donu taangein khol kr kehti hy,

100 ki CNG dalna :

(2) MaRNey ki duayein q maangoo

MARNEy ki duayein q maangoon..

Jeenay ki tamana kon karey..

Yeh duniya ho ya wo duniya..

Ab kaawish-e-duniya kon karey....



Jab kashti sabit-o-salim thi..

Sahil ki tamana kisko thi...

Ab le k shakasta kashti ko..

Sahil ki tamana kon karey..



Jo aag lagai thi tumne..

Usko tau bhujaya ashkon ne..

Jo ashkon ne bherkai hai..

Us aag ko thanda kon karey..



Duniya ne hamein chora aey dil!!

Ham chore na dein q duniya ko..

Duniya ko samajh ker beithey hain..

Ab duniya duniya kon karey..!!!

(3) Hotay hain Dunya

Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

Wah Wah...


Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...

thanday Meethy Faalsay,

Kalay Kalay Faalsay.

(4) Thora Garam Thand

Thora Garam thanda Ziyada Piya Karo.

SMS Zara Naya Kiya Karo.

Agar Samajh Na Aye to Hamse Puch Liya Karo.

Hum SMS k GURU hain humse Roz NEW SMS le Liya Karo

(5) 1 Glass Pani Lo U

1 Glass Pani Lo

Us Me Neem K ped K fool Dalo,

2 hrs K Liye Rakh Do,

fir 10Min Garm Karo thanda Ka
e K Baad P Lo

Kanjusi K sab Keede Mar Jayenge.

Fir sms kar

(6) 1Glass Pani Lo us

1Glass Pani Lo

us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo

2Ghante K Liye Rakh Do

Phir Dus Min. Garam Kar K thanda Ka
e K Bad Pi Lo

Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jayenge.Fir sms KRNA

(7) Mujhey talash hai

Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho

Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai

Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho

Meri khatir MARNEy ka hosla bhi rkhta ho

Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to

Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho

Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey

Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho

Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho

Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho

Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisi

Key woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho

Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho

Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho

Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko

Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

(8) 'December Abhi la

'December

Abhi lamhe

Nahin bikhre

Abhi mosam

Nahi bichre

Mere kamry ki

thandak me

Abhi kuch dhoop

Baqi hay

Meri diary k

Kuch safhay

Abhi kuch keh

Nahin paye

Mere angan k

Sab poday

Abhi bhi

Gungunate hain

Mere be-jaan

Honton per

Abhi muskaan

Waisi hay

Kisi k laot aanay

Ka

Abhi imkaan baqi

Hay

December

Baat botoon

Main,

Agar tum maan

Jao

December

Tehar jaoââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â
.!!!

Tehar jaoââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â


Enjoy the last

Day December'

(9) December Abhi la

December

Abhi lamhe

Nahin bikhre

Abhi mosam

Nahi bichre

Mere kamry ki

thandak me

Abhi kuch dhoop

Baqi hay

Meri diary k

Kuch safhay

Abhi kuch keh

Nahin paye

Mere angan k

Sab poday

Abhi bhi

Gungunate hain

Mere be-jaan

Honton per

Abhi muskaan

Waisi hay

Kisi k laot aanay

Ka

Abhi imkaan baqi

Hay

December

Baat botoon

Main,

Agar tum maan

Jao

December

Tehar jaoââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â
.!!!

Tehar jaoââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â


Enjoy the last

Day December

(10) phool agar khushb

phool agar khushbu dar hai to khushbu tum ho.

chand agar roshan hai to roshni tum ho.

burf agar thandi hai to thandak tum ho.

hum agar zinda hain to zindgi tum ho...