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(1) jadeed Eduaction

jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

1. " Science say Gira Arts me Atka"

2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"

3. "Dagree le k Aag me Daal"

4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"

5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"

6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"

7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".

(2) MODERN DICTIONARY

MODERN DICTIONARY in 2009:

MUHABBAT: jis k dum se resturants abad hain.

STUDENT: Mustqbil ka berozgar tabqa.

PARDA: jise larkiyan khirki pe dalti hai@n.

KITAB: wqt zaya KRNe ka zaria.

DIL: bagheir opreation k b ksi ko de skte hain.

COLLEGE: Tafreeh gaah.

university: Official Date Point.

(3) New Student Unive

New Student University k guard se:
Ye kaisi university hai?
Guard:
boht zabardast
Student:
wo kasy?
Guard:
main ne yahin se MBA kia aur foran job bhi mil gai;-)

(4) The University of

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got TURNed down.

(5) Arz Kya Hai: Univ

Arz Kya Hai:

University Ki LarUniversity Ki Larkiyankiyan

University Ki Larkiyan

University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.

Wah Wah Wah

University Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz.

Kyon K

B.A Kar K Chala Gaya Hai Faraz... :-)

(6) ISLAM is the Univ

ISLAM is the University

WORLD is the Class room

QURAN is the Syllabus

MUHAMMAD (PBUH) is the Teacher

ALLAH is the Examiner

Try to pass the final Exam.

All The Best.

(7) The first British

The first British University to admit women for degree courses was

London University

(8) Ajab Larki Thi Re

Ajab Larki Thi Rehti Thi Bas Khayalon Men,

Wo Zarb Karti Thi Taqsim K Swalon Men,

Class Room Men Pencil Talash Karti Thi,

Wo Bhool Jati Thi Us Ko Laga K Balon Men,

Us Ki Aankhon Se Bazahir Thi Har Ik Baat Jese,

Wo Band Rehti Thi Dil K Hazar Taalon Men,

Wo Pyar Choton Se Izzat Baron Ki Karti Thi,

Na Me Bachon Me Aa Saka Na Umar Walon Men,

Mohsin Ab Bhi Agar Haseenon K Chehre Na Perhe,

To Hum Ne Seekha Kya University K 4 Saalon Men..?

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(9) Larka: tumhari Zu

Larka: tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai.....

larki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai:-)

(10) The oldest reside

The oldest residential university of Britain is the

Oxford University.