Urdu Walking Sms

(1) My grandmother started walk

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is.

[Ellen Degeneres]

(2) Hv u evr thought

Hv u evr thought while sleeping if the fan breaks & falls on ur head

Or Lizard climbs up ur bed & starts walking on ur neck or a green snake goes into ur nose or a cockroach goes through ur mouth & comes out through ur ears

anyhow sleep peacefully Good Night

(3) I have searched m

I have searched my heart

For the words to say just how much u mean to me

You are all of God's Blessings rolled into one.

My dreams,My desires,My evening,My sun.

My evening walking moment, my hopes and my fears,

My disillusion,My contentment,My joy nd My tears.

But most important of all, I thank God when i pray bcoz

u make every moment MY VALENTINE DAY.

(4) I have searched m

I have searched my heart

For the words to say just how much u mean to me

You are all of God's Blessings rolled into one.

My dreams,My desires,My evening,My sun.

My evening walking moment, my hopes and my fears,

My disillusion, My contentment, My joy nd My tears.

But most important of all, I thank God when i pray bcoz

u make every moment MY VALENTINE DAY.

(5) When i was Walkin

When i was walking "Alone",
i Wished,
that
i can Reach
the End of the Road.
But,
when you
Joined "Me",
i wish,
that,
the Road Never Ends...! @

(6) Last Night I had

Last Night I had a Dream.

I was walking to an Angel

I asked him "Why I've a Friend Like you?"

He Replied:

"Sab Tere Gunaahon ki Saza Hai." :-)

(7) Sardar walking at

Sardar walking at night:

Samnay Gobar parra tha.

Sardar ne jhuk kar ungli daal kar Taste kya or bola:

Ooohh ye to Gobar haiââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â


Shukaar hai mera Pair nahi parraââ.šÂ¬Ã‚Â

(8) Sardar english k

Sardar english k paper me fail ho gaya...!;-(

Due to following translations..?

1.Main aam aadmi nahi hoon?

(I am not a mango man):-)

2.Sarda or garma phal hain?

(Colda & hota are fruits):-D

3.Mujhe b english aati he?

(English comes to me also);-)

4.Do or Do barabar chaar?

(Give & give equal to four)B-)

5.Mera taluq haripur hazara se he?

(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)

6.Sarak par golian chal rahi hain?

(Tablets are walking on the road.:-P

(9) ?When i'm walking

?When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

(10) My Feet Are Freez

My Feet Are Freezing

walking On My Own

Cant Stop Sneezing

Sitting All Alone.

Happy Winter Season