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American Mother: Gud night
american Mother: Gud night my son
indian Mother: shub Raatri beta
Arabic Mother: shab Bakhair
Apni Mother: besharam ,mobile de oor laga hoOnda hai har wakat, mar so ja ab.. :)
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Teacher: Which is
Teacher: Which is the most confusing day for americans.?
Student:"Father's day"..
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What Is The Full-
What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"
O: Originally
B: BORN In
A: Africa To
M: Manage The
A: americans ... ;->
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A pakistani & an
A pakistani & an american met on a
plane & had a bet that if pakistani fails to ans his ques he must give 5$ & if american fails he has to give 500$.
Amrcn: whats the diff b/w earth and moon?
Pakistani
silently gives 5$.
Pakistani: which is the animal
with 3legs, goes to the mountain and RETURNS with 4legs?
The american searches for 2hrs in laptop & gave 500$ n asks
Wats the ans?
Pakistani again
silently gave 5$
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A man in USA sees
A man in USA sees a dog attacking a lady. He
kicks the dog it dies.
Newspaper report:
"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG".
Man says i'm not american.
Report is changed:
"Foreign hero saves lady from dog"
Man say actually i'm
Pakistani.
Nextday Breaking News
"Muslim
Terrorist Kills innocent dog"@
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Quotes of Mind...
Quotes of Mind...
1. Russian General in 1987, Pathans are the most brave people ever BORN on the earth.
these people
cant be defeated by force.
2. By american General in 2004,
we are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
3. By indian General in Siachin War,
If there were no NWFP
province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs
Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of pathanz.
We salute
pathans.
We r all Muslims...
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Indian!Hamare Mul
Indian!
Hamare Mulk Mein Taj Mehal hai, Lekin Us K Andar Prinda B Par Nahi Maar Sakta.
Misar!
Hamare Mulk Mein Itna
Husan Hai, Lekin kisi Larki Ko Koi Touch B Nahi Kar Sakta.
american!
Hamare Mulk Mein Aisi Police hai K Koi Hilay Tu Police Pohanch Jati hai.
Pakistani!
Ham Woh Qoum Hein K
"MISAR"
Se
Larki Utha K
"TAJ MAHAL"
Mein Date Maar K Wapas Aa Jaein Tab B
"AMERICA"
Ko Pata tk Nahi Chale Ga,
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Russian scientist
Russian scientists dug 1000 mtr deep and found a copper wire.
They concluded:"1000 yrs back our ancestors
were using copper cable technology"..
american dug and f0und nothng
they c0ncluded 0ur ancest0rz wr using wireless techn0l0gy.!
Proud to b Pakistani! :-) scientists dug 2000 mtr
deep and found optic fibre.
They concluded:"2000 yrs back our ancestors were using optic fibre technolgy"..
Pakistani scientist
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Santa joined NASA
Santa joined NASA. After one month the americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
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American: In our
american: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
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