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(1) American Mother: Gud night


american Mother: Gud night my son

indian Mother: shub Raatri beta

Arabic Mother: shab Bakhair

Apni Mother: besharam ,mobile de oor laga hoOnda hai har wakat, mar so ja ab.. :)






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(2) Teacher: Which is


Teacher: Which is the most confusing day for americans.?

Student:"Father's day"..







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(3) What Is The Full-


What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: BORN In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: americans ... ;->







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(4) A pakistani & an


A pakistani & an american met on a plane & had a bet that if pakistani fails to ans his ques he must give 5$ & if american fails he has to give 500$.

Amrcn: whats the diff b/w earth and moon?
Pakistani silently gives 5$.

Pakistani: which is the animal with 3legs, goes to the mountain and RETURNS with 4legs?

The american searches for 2hrs in laptop & gave 500$ n asks
Wats the ans?

Pakistani again silently gave 5$











(5) A man in USA sees


A man in USA sees a dog attacking a lady. He kicks the dog it dies.
Newspaper report:

"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG".

Man says i'm not american.

Report is changed:

"Foreign hero saves lady from dog"
Man say actually i'm Pakistani.

Nextday Breaking News
"Muslim Terrorist Kills innocent dog"@











(6) Quotes of Mind...


Quotes of Mind...

1. Russian General in 1987, Pathans are the most brave people ever BORN on the earth.
these people cant be defeated by force.

2. By american General in 2004,
we are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.


3. By indian General in Siachin War,
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs

Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of pathanz.

We salute pathans.
We r all Muslims...











(7) Indian!Hamare Mul


Indian!
Hamare Mulk Mein Taj Mehal hai, Lekin Us K Andar Prinda B Par Nahi Maar Sakta.

Misar!
Hamare Mulk Mein Itna Husan Hai, Lekin kisi Larki Ko Koi Touch B Nahi Kar Sakta.

american!
Hamare Mulk Mein Aisi Police hai K Koi Hilay Tu Police Pohanch Jati hai.

Pakistani!
Ham Woh Qoum Hein K
"MISAR"
Se Larki Utha K
"TAJ MAHAL"
Mein Date Maar K Wapas Aa Jaein Tab B
"AMERICA"
Ko Pata tk Nahi Chale Ga,











(8) Russian scientist


Russian scientists dug 1000 mtr deep and found a copper wire.
They concluded:"1000 yrs back our ancestors were using copper cable technology"..

american dug and f0und nothng


they c0ncluded 0ur ancest0rz wr using wireless techn0l0gy.!

Proud to b Pakistani! :-) scientists dug 2000 mtr deep and found optic fibre.
They concluded:"2000 yrs back our ancestors were using optic fibre technolgy"..

Pakistani scientist











(9) Santa joined NASA


Santa joined NASA. After one month the americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA







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(10) American: In our


american: In our country ,

marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female







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